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sorry I haven't been posting lately, the world is kind of we..
sorry I haven't been posting lately, the world is kind of weird and fucked up; here's a classic harbor freight 6 in 1 screwdriver perched on my rock hard cock.
holy shit, is anyone else following the tiktok ban drama? It..
holy shit, is anyone else following the tiktok ban drama? It's INCREDIBLE. A huge number of people on tiktok just decided en masse to just install and register on Red Note, which is literally, officially, Chinese TikTok, like yesterday. Congress is already like OH NO MAYBE WE POSTPONE BANNING TIKTOK but it's too late, there's now millions of tiktokers who are already like FUCK YOU TOO LATE IMMA LEARN MANDARIN TOOso go register there and show me a screenshot, and I'll just send you a video of me thanking you personally for it, na...
i don't hate this lighting!
i don't hate this lighting!
Got a new couch, baBYYYY
Got a new couch, baBYYYY
show me you did something more than vote and I'll send you S..
show me you did something more than vote and I'll send you SO MUCH DICKtest me I dare you
don't die out there in the heat, comrades. here's the only h..
don't die out there in the heat, comrades. here's the only helicopter I want in my neighborhood this fine ass Saturday.
life is tasty, y'all
life is tasty, y'all
lmao
lmao
once again, easily amused.
once again, easily amused.
damn, these some comfy undies.
damn, these some comfy undies.
lmao, in a rush to go to my day job this week I almost accid..
lmao, in a rush to go to my day job this week I almost accidentally wore my I LET FEMMES TOP ME t-shirt instead of my plain one lordy that would have been weird thank god for mirrors
Does anyone even notice Stories on here? I occasionally post..
Does anyone even notice Stories on here? I occasionally post casual clips of me smacking my cock against random objects on stories, but I feel like no one's noticing; opinions? First opinion gets a free dickpic ;)
Having a dick is hilarious, and I'm tired of pretending it i..
Having a dick is hilarious, and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Nice bathroom lighting, comrade.
Nice bathroom lighting, comrade.
Rude.
Rude.
Woke up in a hotel, not mad about it. Happy San Diego pride ..
Woke up in a hotel, not mad about it. Happy San Diego pride y'all
CANDLES
CANDLES
Should I shave my package for summer?
Should I shave my package for summer?
To each according to their need, from everyone according to ..
To each according to their need, from everyone according to their ability.
Happy pride! More to come but here's some dick for day 1!
Happy pride! More to come but here's some dick for day 1!
Thanks for the undies, Road Rash, but also lmao I think it n..
Thanks for the undies, Road Rash, but also lmao I think it needs more fabric
#bluecollarbulge
#bluecollarbulge
It's Monday, there's some dystopian stuff going on, here's a..
It's Monday, there's some dystopian stuff going on, here's a dick bulge in case that's your thing 😉
Nothing like a sunny Sunday afternoon bike ride in my stretc..
Nothing like a sunny Sunday afternoon bike ride in my stretchiest jeans with some good music to push the late stage capitalism blues to the back burner for a hot minute. Praise gay Jesus.
Holy shit gang, I managed a great totally touch-free orgasm...
Holy shit gang, I managed a great totally touch-free orgasm. Comment if you're interested.
And a happy new year.
And a happy new year.
Look at this dork (me)
Look at this dork (me)
