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Finally, the long-awaited post about masturbation. Many have..
Finally, the long-awaited post about masturbation. Many have asked me how I do it, what exactly I do. And they were right in their suspicions—women don’t have vaginas, they have combat helicopters, and piloting them is extremely difficult. And I’m flying mine right here on the picture.For the rest of you, who have actually spoken to a woman or maybe even touched one before, here’s the post.So, fans often write to me in DMs about their fantasies. I guess it’s supposed to arouse me or motivate me to respond, but all I see are boys who g...
My dudes, I’m maintaining my perfectly spherical shape to pu..
My dudes, I’m maintaining my perfectly spherical shape to pull more subscribers into my orbit.
Went for a walk with the dogs today and found some awesome s..
Went for a walk with the dogs today and found some awesome sticks. Mom didn’t take a picture of me fighting with trees :( Feeling really sad right now because a person I had been having nice conversations with suddenly disappeared from all the social media platforms where we were chatting. He deleted his accounts entirely. I hope he comes back 🥲
Guys, this post doesn’t have any nudity or boobs—I sincerely..
Guys, this post doesn’t have any nudity or boobs—I sincerely apologize. Yesterday, I made a painful mistake. For some time, I’d been chatting with a fan, and the conversation gradually moved into a more casual tone. Those of you who follow me know how much I love to complain. But this guy? He got the full dose. He made the mistake of admitting that he found me pleasant, and I started oversharing way more than I should have. As usual, I began to impose myself, even though I could feel his interest fading.Yesterday, I ended up spiraling int...
Watch as I play with my best friend’s amazing ass and tits 👀..
Watch as I play with my best friend’s amazing ass and tits 👀👀👀🫦🫦🩷🩷🩷😩😩😩😩😈😈😈💦💦💦
Well, guys, it seems I really am a fallen woman after all. I..
Well, guys, it seems I really am a fallen woman after all. I don’t feel anything about it. Maybe it’s just my mood right now. But I’ve been wanting to post increasingly revealing content here. And I actually enjoy knowing that people are jerking off to me. Honestly, I do. Maybe it boosts my self-esteem, I don’t know what to think about it. It feels like I’m slowly becoming more like the typical locals here on this platform. That’s not a bad thing—I don’t judge them. I just thought this wasn’t about me or for me. But now, I gue...
Good morning, friends! Enjoy this photo of me getting an inc..
Good morning, friends! Enjoy this photo of me getting an incredible amount of delicious white liquid right in my mouth first thing after waking up💦💦💦🫦🫦🫦🫦😩😩😩🌫️🌫️🌫️
GUYS people liked this one so I’ll show it!! It was actually..
GUYS people liked this one so I’ll show it!! It was actually very funny to make those videos I hope I don’t die from cringe in the morning.
GUYS one fan asked me to touch my nipples that was really my..
GUYS one fan asked me to touch my nipples that was really my best attempt thank you for your attention!!!!! By the way my tits are the same size, but one is lower because for some reason I have a dent in my ribs, nobody knows where it came from🧐
You can check out my butt in the half-light because I don’t ..
You can check out my butt in the half-light because I don’t feel like flaunting my cellulite. And for my one-and-a-half followers who have mastered the alphabet, here’s a new text!So, I want to talk about the financial side of my page because it’s been bothering me more and more every day. Yes, I know I’m counting chickens before they hatch. I fully understand that my musings might irritate some people. Of course—people work around the clock, live paycheck to paycheck, and here’s some girl in a huge mansion with a butt that looks li...
I was freezing, and my butt was wet. But that’s not the poin..
I was freezing, and my butt was wet. But that’s not the point. The point is how much of an idiot Dima is. Dima was my former ‘pen pal’ from St. Petersburg. We met online in 2021 and talked every day since. We liked jokes about, well, bodily functions, racism, history, Gachi—basically, we were always spouting nonsense. We’d also send each other memes like ‘the battle of brown substance vs. yellow liquid’ (you know, if you know, you know) and caption them ‘literally us ❤️❤️❤️.’We exchanged gifts often: I sent him Leg...
This is where I post from!!! Cum join me 🩷🩷🩷🫦🫦🫦😩😩😫💦💦💦👉🏻👌🏻
This is where I post from!!! Cum join me 🩷🩷🩷🫦🫦🫦😩😩😫💦💦💦👉🏻👌🏻
My room tour for everyone who wanted to see❤️❤️❤️
My room tour for everyone who wanted to see❤️❤️❤️
Dear friends, thank you so much for your attention, kind wor..
Dear friends, thank you so much for your attention, kind words, and financial support! You can’t imagine how happy I am that you enjoy my content. I’m especially thrilled that you not only look at my photos but also read my posts and discuss them with me. It means so much to me to finally have a small community where I can be so sincere without fear of being misunderstood or out of place.I never expected to earn anything here, but it’s been a wonderful surprise to see that people are genuinely willing to support me. This is especially mea...
So, I was taking photos with my front camera, no fancy light..
So, I was taking photos with my front camera, no fancy lighting, just to test which poses would look better for photos. But then my brother suddenly showed up, so I didn’t get a chance to retake them with a proper camera 😭. So here you go, enjoy these photos with quality akin to being taken inside a rhino’s backside. Some are even kind of exclusive—maybe the two people who like my photos will buy them, who knows 👉🏻👈🏻🥺.Anyway, here’s a little story. When I worked as a junior researcher in an ecology lab, I had two bosse...
Top three things I think about before bed:1. Gabby. She was ..
Top three things I think about before bed:1. Gabby. She was my Welsh Corgi Pembroke, who lived with me from 2010 to 2021. She passed from lung disease. We didn’t know she was sick until six months before her death. One day, she was climbing the staircase to my second floor and stopped on the last step, staring at me. I thought she was just trying to manipulate me, since she often did that with the bed and couch to get picked up. I told her to climb up herself. Now, I realize she was suffering. It eats me up inside. The day before she was gone...
It’s been a while since I last drew with my left hand; I hav..
It’s been a while since I last drew with my left hand; I haven’t had time these past few days. But I have been practicing handwriting instead.
Good morning to all my modest cholesterol fans who don’t sen..
Good morning to all my modest cholesterol fans who don’t send me money. Today, I’ll altruistically delight you with a new post! First, the usual part, and then the hatepost.The Usual PartI’m tired of maintaining this body. I don’t understand the concept of a body. Different people message me, telling me I’m very sexy and that I evoke desire. Are they talking about me? About this rotting piece of flesh, covered in a luscious layer of fat? I’m not saying fat is bad or good—every fat girl will find her admirer, and that’s fine. It...
My dear precious followers, little by little, there are more..
My dear precious followers, little by little, there are more of you, and I’m so glad to see those who are genuinely interested in my strange and perhaps slightly unconventional content. Once again (as always), I want to share my thoughts. Maybe I’m just really tired today, but it feels like OnlyFans is starting to weigh on me.I originally planned not to post many photos here, just write. But very quickly, everything changed, and my content even became slightly erotic. For me, this is a bit shocking. I haven’t taken as many photos in my en...
I’m curious, would any of my followers be interested in seei..
I’m curious, would any of my followers be interested in seeing a short room tour video? I could make one sometime this week.
I want🥲
I want🥲
I went to the gym. There’s a very interesting dynamic about ..
I went to the gym. There’s a very interesting dynamic about this place—women usually just come to work. They do a set, take a break, stretch, drink water, do another set. They might greet someone they know, but overall, they’re focused and productive.Men, on the other hand, do something strange. They occupy machines for half an hour or more, scrolling through TikTok or chatting loudly with their friend during breaks. Loud enough for the whole gym to hear. Then, they load up an obviously inappropriate amount of weight for themselves and, w...
Well, my little fat-loving enthusiasts, here’s a new photo o..
Well, my little fat-loving enthusiasts, here’s a new photo of me with makeup that makes me look like an aging representative of the world’s oldest profession. And with the photo, a fresh hate post! See the room behind me? Keen observers might recognize it—I’ve taken a couple of photos here before. Lovely room, isn’t it? It would be, if my brother could master the basic skills of politeness and…well, maybe just using his hands? Unfortunately, that’s beyond us. He managed to graduate medical school, become a psychiatrist, aim for a ...
Watch me as I take a really massive cock in my mouth 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🐓🐓..
Watch me as I take a really massive cock in my mouth 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓😍😍😍😍😚➡️➡️➡️
So, here it is—attention, my fat belly! I promised in my las..
So, here it is—attention, my fat belly! I promised in my last post that no one would ever see it. But then I thought—this page is for me, and I’ll use it for myself, so why should I feel ashamed?I wish I could say that I hate what I see and despise living with it every day. But that would be dishonest and exaggerated. I see a person with excess weight, maybe even first-degree obesity. I see the effects of a sedentary lifestyle and, even more so, the effects of cortisol.I don’t hate or despise this person. If I saw these photos online, I...
Well, I don’t think I’m exactly model material (no one will ..
Well, I don’t think I’m exactly model material (no one will ever make me take a photo with my stomach exposed), but it still turned out pretty decent. Either way, it was interesting to see myself from a different perspective.
Wonderful. On top of my idiot brother, my moron of a father ..
Wonderful. On top of my idiot brother, my moron of a father has also shown up at home. I hate that, after tormenting the family for over a decade and breaking us completely—while literally living with another woman—he still allows himself to come into our house, drink coffee, stomp around, make a mess, and slam doors. But he’s tied to my mom through work and helps with house repairs when needed, so we’re still dependent on him.Meanwhile, my brother and his daughter are waiting for his wife—they’ve decided to stay the night. Just lik...
My friends, this is going to be a post full of pure hatred. ..
My friends, this is going to be a post full of pure hatred. I sincerely hate my older brother. I can’t fathom how someone can grow up to be such a spineless, shameless creature who completely changes his personality depending on the woman he’s dating, while being such a vain attention-seeker who thrives on validation from incompetent people. It infuriates me that he went to a “gentle” kindergarten where he didn’t even want to leave because he felt so comfortable. Meanwhile, I was in a kindergarten where they wouldn’t let us go to th...
Wtf is this shit, also my idiot brother ate my chocolate I h..
Wtf is this shit, also my idiot brother ate my chocolate I hate him day ruined
