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Oh my God, guys, I’m completely alone in the gym—I could sme..
Oh my God, guys, I’m completely alone in the gym—I could smear shit all over the machines, and no one would ever know it was me
Omg, I was on my way to the gym and stopped by a store, and ..
Omg, I was on my way to the gym and stopped by a store, and the cashier asked me if I was over 18 😭😭😭 my depression is cured
Lately, I’ve been procrastinating horribly. I haven’t drawn ..
Lately, I’ve been procrastinating horribly. I haven’t drawn anything in a very long time. I compulsively check OnlyFans or YouTube or the first page of Google news, scrolling aimlessly or trying to talk to someone. I’m biting my nails like crazy. The only things I manage to do are household chores.The smell of a dead mouse in my room hasn’t helped either—it’s where my favorite, most comfortable desk is, but the stench is unbearable there, so I can’t even play games. Though honestly, if I really wanted to, I’d just move my laptop...
I wanted to write a post about my hatred for modern Disney, ..
I wanted to write a post about my hatred for modern Disney, but I’m afraid I might get banned here for impersonating a certain famous Austrian painter. So instead, just check out my photo and the cool knife Dasha gave me as a gift.
Alright, guys, I’ve been lying to you this whole time – I’m ..
Alright, guys, I’ve been lying to you this whole time – I’m an immortal vampire, and here’s my photo from a century ago. Just kidding. The portrait actually shows my great-grandmother on my maternal side, Marfa Simeonovna Kuzminova. She was born in 1904, presumably in late May or early June, in Dvinsk. The exact date is unknown; when she asked her mother about it, her mother would reply, “When it was warm.” She was born into a petty bourgeois family.Her father, Simeon, came from a very wealthy merchant family, was well-educated, and...
Good morning, my sweet kittens. We all know how much our bel..
Good morning, my sweet kittens. We all know how much our beloved and beautiful platform, OnlyFans, cares about us. It doesn’t allow us to discuss harmful topics beyond the missionary position, use certain words that make up half of the language here, or talk about payment systems that take less than 20% of earnings… As a fairly new user, I was amazed by these sensible rules, and so I decided to run for the presidency of OnlyFans. When my term begins, I promise my voters the following actions:1.A total ban on anal sex—because the butt was ...
So, today something strange happened with a fan I met the da..
So, today something strange happened with a fan I met the day before yesterday. We had a very nice conversation, and it seemed like there was mutual liking between us. Well, I definitely liked him, and he, in turn, seemed to be quite invested in me. There was no conflict between us, and the communication seemed balanced and not pushy.Anyway, a couple of hours ago, I discovered that he had blocked me and deleted our conversation. I didn’t understand why.From a rational perspective, it hurts because I’m not a bot or a scammer – I’m a real...
What is the Kuznetsov Applicator?The Kuznetsov Applicator wa..
What is the Kuznetsov Applicator?The Kuznetsov Applicator was invented in the late 1970s. Over 75 million sets of these needle mats were sold in the USSR, with each costing just one ruble.In the late 1970s, Ivan Kuznetsov, a music teacher from Chelyabinsk, became a folk healer. He initially created the device to treat himself, but his invention ended up spreading across the Soviet Union. By the late 1980s, millions of these sets were being sold, even in grocery stores.The modern Kuznetsov Applicator, often referred to as the Tibetan Applicator,...
ALL NATURAL redhead 18 years old virgin milf student doctor ..
ALL NATURAL redhead 18 years old virgin milf student doctor cosmonaut with 20 years experience wishes you all a beautiful day ❤️❤️❤️🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦cum join me
My dear ones, congratulate me—I’m pregnant!........Pregnant ..
My dear ones, congratulate me—I’m pregnant!........Pregnant with chicken and rice from a Chinese restaurant, three tangerines, and two chocolate Santas.It’s a shame, though, because I’m absolutely obsessed with the idea of pregnancy. In real life, I talk about the whole process with disgust—how it ruins your health, and I have no desire for children at all. Part of that is true: carrying a baby while dragging yourself to work, living in constant stress, being unable to get proper sleep. Then spending days and nights with a baby becaus...
I’m lying in my lovely guest room on the second floor becaus..
I’m lying in my lovely guest room on the second floor because my own room smells too strongly of dead mouse. Meanwhile, I can hear the screams of my brother’s one-and-a-half-year-old daughter from the first floor. Longtime readers will know what the situation at my house is like. So, my brother has once again shown up unannounced with his kid, as usual completely disregarding the fact that my mom had a full workday and might want to rest. Well, it’s common knowledge that intelligence and empathy are privileges, not guarantees, and my brot...
I’m at the gym, and the guy next to me keeps dropping his we..
I’m at the gym, and the guy next to me keeps dropping his weights and moaning like he’s being fucked by ten huge men
Starting my day with this tasty white liquid in my mouth aga..
Starting my day with this tasty white liquid in my mouth again 🫦🫦🫦💦💦💦
Good evening, or morning, or afternoon, my dear little spark..
Good evening, or morning, or afternoon, my dear little sparkling stars. Take a look at this beautiful New Year’s arrangement my mom made for our home. For those who don’t know, my mom is a talented craftswoman and a highly creative person—she does a lot of embroidery and crafting, and the fruits of her labor can be found in every corner of our house.I want to talk about a topic that sometimes causes me genuine frustration. It’s a… sensitive subject in today’s tolerant, progressive society. In real life, I’m quite blunt, but here, ...
Today my friend and I went searching for a German cemetery f..
Today my friend and I went searching for a German cemetery from the World War I era. It took us a while to find the place because it’s located deep in the forest and surrounded by swamps. We met some locals in a nearby village and their dog, who helped us and pointed us in the right direction. As dusk fell, we finally found the cemetery. Nearby, on a small hill, there’s an old but very sturdy log house. It seems that wealthy peasants once lived here—there are two large stoves in the house, and the logs are in such good condition that you ...
This morning, I woke up to the delightful fragrance of a mag..
This morning, I woke up to the delightful fragrance of a magnificent corpse. The house I live in is very, very old. My family and I renovated it in 2017 to make it suitable for year-round living. However, the interior walls of the house remain old, with ancient wood and plenty of hollow spaces. So, during the colder months, mice of various species and kinds start making their way inside.I love animals, so I use humane traps to catch them, and if it’s freezing outside, I keep them as temporary pets until the end of winter before releasing them...
Bro so stupid it thinks it is carpet🥲🥲🥲
Bro so stupid it thinks it is carpet🥲🥲🥲
Hello, my dear sweet kittens, my little pastries. My mom inv..
Hello, my dear sweet kittens, my little pastries. My mom invited me to a café today 🥺🥺🥺❤️ Also, for the first time, I was actually glad that a fan unfollowed me. He was a man nearing 60, with kids, didn’t mention if he was married, and apparently had a wealthy estate. I interacted with him in my usual style—joking, sending stickers. When I found out he had horses, I even joked that I’d marry him (hopefully, it was obvious I was kidding).He said he’d read my posts, liked them, and commented on them. He used a lot of emojis,...
I looked at pictures of the Titanic before bed, and now I’m ..
I looked at pictures of the Titanic before bed, and now I’m afraid to go to the bathroom in the dark. I feel like the Titanic is coming for me. It looks like an ominous corpse.I have no idea how copyright works on OnlyFans, but just so you know, I took these photos myself when I was diving into the river with scuba gear yesterday, and all rights belong to me.
I’m really surprised that anyone even cares about the surviv..
I’m really surprised that anyone even cares about the survival of humanity as a mass. I just stumbled upon a bunch of popular science videos on YouTube, and this theme kept coming up, like, “Oh, it’s so horrifying, the Earth will die, and humans will fly to another planet, and it will be so terrible, temperatures of 100500 degrees, but otherwise we’ll disappear,” and so on. Like… who even cares about this? The vast majority of people either won’t live to see that day or will die when some catastrophe hits. Maybe for some people wh...
Guys, I just left the gym and am blessing you with this beau..
Guys, I just left the gym and am blessing you with this beautiful Slavic smile. God forbid anyone gets clinical depression—it’s hell. I mean, I’m supposedly healthy, but I’m so drained. I stand up after a set on a machine to walk around and let my muscles recover, and I just want to pass out. I also constantly feel nauseous during physical activity or even just being upright. It’s absolute hell, and I’m really scared that it’ll always be like this.
It’s so surprising to me that people actually spend money to..
It’s so surprising to me that people actually spend money to see my naked body. I’m not judging; it’s just strange that people enjoy masturbating to something so… ordinary, so down-to-earth, I guess. And they like feeling some kind of connection, even a minimal one, with the person in the photo. It’s so foreign to me, which is probably why I don’t understand it.
So stupid 🥲 it doesn’t know it exists
So stupid 🥲 it doesn’t know it exists
An anti-aesthetic post. Those who follow me might remember t..
An anti-aesthetic post. Those who follow me might remember that a couple of days ago, I lost touch with an online friend I met on OnlyFans and later chatted with on Telegram. “Friend” might be too strong a word since we barely knew each other, and my account is still very new. Yet, every day I open Telegram and look at our conversation, hoping that the account is no longer deleted. But it still is.From the beginning, I assumed he was just taking care of his own business and didn’t feel the need to inform me before deleting his accounts. T...
Girls and boys who asked me in DMs to show my battle helicop..
Girls and boys who asked me in DMs to show my battle helicopter—I hate to disappoint you, but it was just a joke. Between my legs, there’s just a regular flesh pussy, as proven by these photos. Though, who knows, maybe it’s Photoshop.Well, this will also be interesting for those who wanted to see my body completely naked.
Dating someone feels so strange. Strange to me, I’m only spe..
Dating someone feels so strange. Strange to me, I’m only speaking about myself. I don’t understand how my friends work 8-hour shifts and then come home to cook and clean for the person they’re dating. I don’t understand how they lie under someone at night who drank beer and insulted them earlier. And they’re happy about it. After a night of sex, they go to work or university to grind like cursed souls, their cheeks glowing, makeup perfectly intact.I don’t understand how my friends look at a goblin with an extra chromosome who bought...
A zero-sugar drink because I’m watching my figure 😫😫😫😫
A zero-sugar drink because I’m watching my figure 😫😫😫😫
Guys, I’m too lazy to take photos today, so check out this c..
Guys, I’m too lazy to take photos today, so check out this cool stuff that I’m definitely going to buy!
My guys, me and my one nipple in the gym. The other one stay..
My guys, me and my one nipple in the gym. The other one stayed at home playing World of Warcraft.
Well, here we are—many of you have written to me saying you’..
Well, here we are—many of you have written to me saying you’d be interested in hearing about my fetishes and what turns me on. Unfortunately, there’s an awkward situation here—there are two “categories.” One is very kinky, evoking a strong, obsessive physical desire in my body. It’s intriguing. The second is soft, gradual, happy, and harmonious for both mind and body.And unfortunately, as we all know, OnlyFans is a site exclusively for preschoolers, so it passionately bans topics from the first “category.” I’m not sure if th...
