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Gods, I’m so exhausted after these past two days. I haven’t ..
Gods, I’m so exhausted after these past two days. I haven’t sat down at all—I’ve been working on repairs, painting old chairs, fixing and cleaning the pellet boiler, running errands, and endlessly cooking. My mom isn’t very skilled at cooking, so I’m in charge of the holiday dishes, and two days at the stove is pretty intense. While we were cooking, my mom was listening to a program about Japan, where they mentioned that it’s not customary to give flowers there. I decided to surprise her and ordered a really cute bouquet because, ...
Who tf hits me when I sleep?
Who tf hits me when I sleep?
You know, I didn’t quite understand OnlyFans. It’s nighttime..
You know, I didn’t quite understand OnlyFans. It’s nighttime here, I took an amazing shower, got all cozy in bed, and suddenly I get a bunch of red warning messages from the site. The gist of it is that I shared photos of other people in my chats, and now I have to tag them, or the content will be removed. But here’s the thing—those screenshots were from ads that subscribed to me automatically and showed up right in my feed.I didn’t go out of my way to find specific content creators, stalk their pages, or share screenshots of private ...
Guys, I went to see Mufasa, and here’s what I can say. The p..
Guys, I went to see Mufasa, and here’s what I can say. The plot is very simple: kid lion Mufasa gets lost and ends up joining another pride, where he befriends the leader’s son, Taka. Mufasa is braver and more straightforward, while Taka is cowardly and introspective. A hostile pride of white lions attacks their land, Mufasa kills the son of the rival pride’s leader, and in retaliation, the rival pride wipes out Taka’s pride. Taka and Mufasa flee together in search of new lands, pursued by the hostile pride seeking revenge. Along the wa...
My kittens, today I’m here to either delight or disappoint y..
My kittens, today I’m here to either delight or disappoint you with a single morning boob after my shower because the other one is busy playing WoW. Unfortunately, I haven’t played WoW for a while, even though I really want to. I also want to play that trashy Dragon Age 4, but I’m always busy with something. Today, my mom and I are going to see The Lion King (well, Mufasa), and after that, I’ll finally start working on those stools I told you about. I’ve also set up humane traps for the mice because one was making a ton of noise at ni...
Guys, I consumed the extra chromosome of those subscribers w..
Guys, I consumed the extra chromosome of those subscribers who tell me to lose weight. I hope it helps them. Today, I had to wake up super early to help my mom take my niece to kindergarten since she stayed over at our place last night. She’s an amazing girl—calm, tactful, and incredibly sweet. It’s fascinating how “special” people like my brother and his wife manage to drive her to tears and distract her with the TV at full volume. I really hope they’re already saving up for a psychiatrist.Afterward, my mom and I spent ages looking...
Guys, there are so many of you, and I’m just one person. I’m..
Guys, there are so many of you, and I’m just one person. I’m not a bot; I reply to everyone myself. If I take a while to respond, it means I’m either caught up in other conversations or busy with my own stuff. Please be patient—or send tips so I notice you faster.I’m lying in bed right now, watching shows about people living in filthy boxes while having 10 kids without pausing their drinking spree. Earlier today, in the group chat with my university friends, the girls were talking about the upcoming session and exams. And me? I was cl...
An absolutely delightful situation is unfolding right now. A..
An absolutely delightful situation is unfolding right now. A certain gentleman with certain national features—which I very much want to, but will refrain from mentioning publicly—messaged me, saying that I look good but could still work on myself, especially on my stomach area. He asked if there are gyms in my city.Despite knowing that this gentleman is only distinguishable from the lower forms of life by the presence of pants in his profile pic, my initial emotions were heavy and negative. My regular followers know that self-acceptance, se...
Guys, I took a few hot (literally) photos with my favorite p..
Guys, I took a few hot (literally) photos with my favorite pellet boiler. This is absolutely not a scam where I’m just cleaning it in a special suit. Absolutely not.
My dudes, check out this unreal bodysuit of a dockside harlo..
My dudes, check out this unreal bodysuit of a dockside harlot and spring fairy lingerie that I ordered from AliExpress. I was stunned to find that bodysuit is too big for me—by a lot! Which is wild because usually clothes from Asian marketplaces fail to grasp the delicate philosophy of my thick rolls. I’ll have to pull myself together and do a photoshoot in this someday, though I don’t have stockings. Oh well, screw it.I’ve been insanely busy today, and honestly, the past few days have been hectic but in a good way. This morning I went ...
Hi, guys! I’m feeling super lazy about making content. Maybe..
Hi, guys! I’m feeling super lazy about making content. Maybe I’ll do some tomorrow. Or maybe not. I’m just so lazy, seriously. But I’m living my best life—yesterday I spent the whole day cleaning the house, cooking, building some Lego, and cooking again. I’m in an amazing mood. I love you all so much. Have a great day, and don’t forget to drink water. Kisses ❤️
Hello, my sweet kittens! Today I was living my best life. My..
Hello, my sweet kittens! Today I was living my best life. My brother and I finally opened the D&D Lego set and started building it. But he soon had to leave to pick up his daughter from kindergarten and said he wouldn’t have time to continue, so I could finish it all myself 🥵🥵🥵 So, I spent my day building Lego, eating salad and chocolates, and watching shows.The salad is called “Tbilisi,” and here’s how I make it: I boil lean beef for 4 hours on low heat and chop it finely. I dice a few sweet peppers and sauté them until soft,...
I serve Saruman but Netflix
I serve Saruman but Netflix
I found this beautiful dress in my closet. I bought it five ..
I found this beautiful dress in my closet. I bought it five years ago, but it feels like it was just yesterday. I’ve never worn it, it still even has the tag on it. Back then, I was slim, and the dress was loose on me—now I could barely zip it up🥴I wanted to say that I miss the times when I had just started my OnlyFans. Even though it was so recent—just a month ago. Back then, I knew all my subscribers. They read my posts, we discussed them, shared stories about ourselves and our lives. It felt like a kind of circle of friends. Then so...
Barad-dûr lights done 🤗 For those who don’t know how to use ..
Barad-dûr lights done 🤗 For those who don’t know how to use the internet—Barad-dûr is the fortress of the Dark Lord from LOTR. Assembling the lighting and the LEGO set itself was very enjoyable and simple, unlike Rivendell, which almost made me jump out of a window.
Guys, what the hell is going on? Why do people on the intern..
Guys, what the hell is going on? Why do people on the internet think Ciri from The Witcher 4 is ugly? 😩😩😩😩 My God, she’s a beautiful grown woman with no retinol, plastic surgery, or injections—she has signs of aging! If someone doesn’t like the fact that women, shockingly, also get older, maybe you should reconsider your existence in the world of the living? I’m not a big fan of Ciri as a character, but her appearance is stunning. She looks like a real person, not just another doll for jerking off with a childlike face, like...
I want to talk a little about body positivity in the context..
I want to talk a little about body positivity in the context of obesity. Considering that, according to BMI charts, I fall into the categories of either overweight or obesity class 1, I believe I have the right to discuss this topic. I’m not entirely sure how things are in the West, but here in Eastern Europe, there is a firmly rooted opinion that “fat people have stolen body positivity from disabled people.” There’s also a widespread belief that it’s necessary to comment under women’s photos to tell them they’re fat—often just ...
I had a wonderful day today. I woke up around 11 a.m. and wa..
I had a wonderful day today. I woke up around 11 a.m. and was getting ready to walk the dogs when my brother arrived—just him, without his wife and daughter. We had a fantastic walk in the forest, and then he left. After that, I spent some time maintaining the pellet boiler and carrying pellets from the shed into the house. For those who’ve been following me for a long time, you know my boiler and I are practically one; I love it, and it loves me back. Maybe it’s my Eastern European roots speaking—around here, stoves are deeply rooted i...
Guys, can someone explain to me how Reddit works? I register..
Guys, can someone explain to me how Reddit works? I registered there for the first time today, subscribed to some topics that interested me, and spent half the day exploring. I got curious about Reddit because one fan said he saw something awful there, and I wanted to check out what else is on the platform. I ended up subscribing to a bunch of subreddits about games, animals, fantasy worlds, and curvy girls.I posted a photo of my dog in a puppy group and got banned for supposedly spamming OnlyFans. What was that all about? I barely had time to ...
I realized that I’m home alone, so I did the worst photoshoo..
I realized that I’m home alone, so I did the worst photoshoot ever after the shower.
Hello, my sweet kittens! Today I went to the gym, and then, ..
Hello, my sweet kittens! Today I went to the gym, and then, of course, I stopped by the bakery because, obviously, I’m way too skinny. Check out these incredible, exquisite, and aesthetic cake designs!
Dasha and I are watching anime. Strange things are happening..
Dasha and I are watching anime. Strange things are happening—today I got another subscriber from Australia who sent me a very generous tip. We had a nice chat, he went to bed, and… his account is deleted. Those of you who follow me know that exactly the same thing has happened before. I’m starting to think this is some kind of conspiracy.
Last New Year, when the clock struck midnight, I wrote down ..
Last New Year, when the clock struck midnight, I wrote down a wish on a piece of paper, burned it, dropped the ashes into a glass of champagne, and drank it. My wish was to become slim, successful, and marry a dark lord. The first two didn’t work out, so the lord better hurry up.
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Guys, for the first time in a hundred years, I took a bath. ..
Guys, for the first time in a hundred years, I took a bath. Well, you know, the price is what it is because water in Latvia is expensive, yeah. Plus, it takes quite a bit of money to eat 10000 calories a day. Also, I didn’t shave, so this is strictly premium content for sophisticated millionaires. And it’s definitely not a scam with a video of me playing with rubber ducks.
Guys, to keep from getting too sad, enjoy this photo of my t..
Guys, to keep from getting too sad, enjoy this photo of my titanic ass in leopard-print panties. Or don’t, your call.It’s been a weird day. This morning, I couldn’t shake the situation with my dad for a while, then I made onion soup. Lately, I’ve been eating like there’s no tomorrow. Some random follower, whom I barely even knew, messaged me saying I’m boring. I suggested he unfollow me, he agreed, but then kept lurking around. I had to help the guy out and spare myself his dumb presence by blocking him.Another genius, someone my ag...
What is it
What is it
Just a “wonderful” morning. At 9 a.m., my dad showed up—anyo..
Just a “wonderful” morning. At 9 a.m., my dad showed up—anyone who reads me regularly knows roughly who he is and what he’s done. I went back to sleep, hoping he’d finish whatever he came for and leave by the time I woke up. He literally comes over every single day under the pretext of having “things to do,” but mostly he just runs back and forth, drinks tea or coffee, or does random, completely unnecessary tasks that no one asked him to do. And then proudly declares he’s “helping.”I woke up around noon and heard that he was...
Guys, I went to see The War of the Rohirrim, and oh my god, ..
Guys, I went to see The War of the Rohirrim, and oh my god, what a disaster. My brain has literally rotted. I was prepared for anything, but not this. You know Episodes 7, 8, and 9 of Star Wars? Now imagine that, but much, much worse—like, unimaginably worse. To recover my mental health, I had to drink cum and buy huge leopard-print panties.So, I’m a huge Tolkien fan, and many of my fans are well-versed in his universe. For those who aren’t, here’s a quick rundown of the setup. There’s a land of horse breeders called Rohan. They have ...
Ate these two perfect meat and cabbage pies to stay in perfe..
Ate these two perfect meat and cabbage pies to stay in perfect shape after the gym.
