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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?👟 Sneakers!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?👟 Sneakers!
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole a..
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra? 🍆 The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? 🧚♀️ He neverlands!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? 🧚♀️ He neverlands!
Tip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone witho..
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat it. We’re closed
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
If it wasn't my eyes that caught your attention, leave a tip..
If it wasn't my eyes that caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 🍆 A rip-off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 🍆 A rip-off
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew ..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew her B-shells
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on t..
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on the wrong sock
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
Drop a Tip if you like my Tits 😋 double if you like my booty
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ 🍆
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume th..
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang 🧨
How do you make a pool table laugh? 🎱 Tickle its balls
How do you make a pool table laugh? 🎱 Tickle its balls
I really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're o..
I really like the guys who value me 🥰 drop a tip if you're one of them
I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both hap..
I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time, a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's." 🍆
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is ..
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird 🦚
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one w..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? 🍩 The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? ⛄..
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head? ⛄ It knocked him out cold
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? 💦 You wake..
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? 💦 You wake up wet
If I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
If I make you Happy 😄 Tipping is a way to return the favor
Give a man a jacket… He’ll be warm for the winter. ❄ Teach a..
Give a man a jacket… He’ll be warm for the winter. ❄ Teach a man to jack it he won’t leave the house
What do three hos get you? 🎅 One very jolly Santa
What do three hos get you? 🎅 One very jolly Santa
Drop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
Drop a tip if you like what you see 🥰
Why does Santa always come through the chimney? 🎅Because he ..
Why does Santa always come through the chimney? 🎅Because he knows better than to try the back door
Are you a snowball? ❄💋 Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands..
Are you a snowball? ❄💋 Because I bet you’ll melt in my hands...or my mouth
What did the icy road say to the car? 🧊 Want to go for a spi..
What did the icy road say to the car? 🧊 Want to go for a spin?
