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Why is Santa so damn jolly? 🎅 Because he knows where all the..
Why is Santa so damn jolly? 🎅 Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
If you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
If you wish I was grasping your dick, send a tip 🍆💦
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? 🎄 Their ..
What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? 🎄 Their balls are just ornamental
Where do arctic seals go to see movies? 🌊 The dive-in
Where do arctic seals go to see movies? 🌊 The dive-in
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? 🎄 Whatever the hel..
What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? 🎄 Whatever the hell you want. He can’t hear you
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
How did the snowman lose his head? ⛄ Someone sat on his face
How did the snowman lose his head? ⛄ Someone sat on his face
I used to be a fortune teller but all I could predict was re..
I used to be a fortune teller but all I could predict was really cold winters. 🔮 Then I found out the crystal ball shop had sold me a snow globe
What does a sexually frustrated French guy say in the winter..
What does a sexually frustrated French guy say in the winter? ❄ Le tits now
Feelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
Feelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm? ☃ The snowbank
Where do snowmen go to donate their sperm? ☃ The snowbank
Why did the Snowman want a divorce? ❄ Because his wife was a..
Why did the Snowman want a divorce? ❄ Because his wife was a total flake
Two Snowmen are in a field and one turns to the other 🥕 and ..
Two Snowmen are in a field and one turns to the other 🥕 and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if you are feelin frisky too
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if you are feelin frisky too
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? ☃ Snowb..
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? ☃ Snowballs
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? 🍑 Polaroid..
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? 🍑 Polaroids
what do snowmen eat for breakfast? ⛄️ ice krispies
what do snowmen eat for breakfast? ⛄️ ice krispies
Tip if you like sweet with some spice 😉
Tip if you like sweet with some spice 😉
What is the opposite of a cold front? 🌞 A warm back
What is the opposite of a cold front? 🌞 A warm back
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ❄️ You follow the fr..
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ❄️ You follow the fresh prints
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? 🧛♀️..
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? 🧛♀️⛄ Frost bite
if you'd tie me up 😈 drop a tip to let me know
if you'd tie me up 😈 drop a tip to let me know
Would you rather live in the Playboy Mansion or live at a st..
Would you rather live in the Playboy Mansion or live at a strip club?
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The..
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals 🚨
did u know that tips turn me on 🤤
did u know that tips turn me on 🤤
Would you rather have forks for fingers or balls under your ..
Would you rather have forks for fingers or balls under your chin?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? 🥥 Hold on to..
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? 🥥 Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob
feeling tipsy? how about leaving me a tip? 🙈
feeling tipsy? how about leaving me a tip? 🙈
Would you rather eat chocolate bars only for the rest of you..
Would you rather eat chocolate bars only for the rest of your life or never eat chocolate again?
