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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 😂 Roberto
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me 🍆💦💦💦
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me 🍆💦💦💦
Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day? 🍴All the..
Why were the forks disappointed on Valentine's Day? 🍴All they wanted to do was spoon.
What's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14?..
What's the best recipe for a perfect morning on February 14? 🍳A hug and a quiche
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! 👀
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip 💦💦
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch..
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch dogs
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dry
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 ..
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? 👠 I was heels over head
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip 😘
So a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says..
So a vowel saves another vowel's life 🔠 The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🦫 A be..
What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block? 🦫 A beaver dam
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? 🧟♀️🧛♀️ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? 🥺
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o..
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing
What did the penis say to the bratty vagina? 😈 Don’t make me..
What did the penis say to the bratty vagina? 😈 Don’t make me cum in there 🍆💦
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is..
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🦛🔥 One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter 😂
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all g..
Why is masturbation just like procrastination? 🍆😅 It’s all good until you realize you’re only screwing yourself.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? 🐮🤠 Right where you lef..
Where do you find a cow with no legs? 🐮🤠 Right where you left it
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? 😆 liar
What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? 😆 liar
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted ..
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted his quarter back
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop ..
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? 🥪 It was on a roll
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone..
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? 💸 $100 bill
