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What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? ..
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 🦆💸 One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? 🫖🇺🇸 Liber-..
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? 🫖🇺🇸 Liber-tea
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if you are feelin frisky too
Feelin Frisky 😈 Tip if you are feelin frisky too
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrel..
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrelephant
What comes after 69? 👅 Mouthwash
What comes after 69? 👅 Mouthwash
Did you hear about the circus fire? 🎪 It was in-tents
Did you hear about the circus fire? 🎪 It was in-tents
Tip if you like sweet with some spice 😉
Tip if you like sweet with some spice 😉
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? ✊🚪😂 He won the 'no-bell' prize
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda..
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda 🍊😏 It was more of a fanta-sea
if you'd tie me up 😈 drop a tip to let me know
if you'd tie me up 😈 drop a tip to let me know
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Ev..
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologi..
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? 🌳 A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
do you imagine sucking on my nips 😈 tips let me know if u do
do you imagine sucking on my nips 😈 tips let me know if u do
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? 😅 He coul..
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? 😅 He couldn't see himself doing it
the best things in life are free, but you can give them to t..
the best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees, i want money 🐝 so please remember to tip me bb
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme 😅 He was a deep friar
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme 😅 He was a deep friar
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? 😂..
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? 😂 Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it ha..
I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor. I think it has a con-cushion 😅
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 🐮😂 Beef stroki..
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? 🐮😂 Beef strokin’ off
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar ..
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? 🎸😅 She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
What did the clitoris say to the vulva? 😎It’s all good in th..
What did the clitoris say to the vulva? 😎It’s all good in the hood
if you're happy and you know it drop a tip 🥰
if you're happy and you know it drop a tip 🥰
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the ..
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road 🔠 I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 😂
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? 🐴 A wonkey
What do you call a donkey with only three legs? 🐴 A wonkey
If you enjoy the view, show your appreciation with a tip 👀
If you enjoy the view, show your appreciation with a tip 👀
