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What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coatin..
What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating your attic ladder with grease? 😅 An anti-climb-attic morning
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and ..
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and use some lubricant
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and se..
I enjoy taking care of those who take care of me, tip and see!
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breat..
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breathe out of that thing?
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because i..
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because it didn't habanero
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snow..
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
TikTok droooop 😋
TikTok droooop 😋
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
Leave me a tip if you'd sleep with me 😏
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What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?..
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? 🪨✂️ Rock pay-for scissors.
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A te..
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A tearjerker
Tip if you'd play with me 🥰
Tip if you'd play with me 🥰
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? 😜 A glad-he-ate-her
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients le..
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🍆💦 Thanks for coming!
What's a robot's favorite snack? 🤖 Computer chips
What's a robot's favorite snack? 🤖 Computer chips
TIPS MAKE ME WET 💦💦
TIPS MAKE ME WET 💦💦
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoar..
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoarse
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to ..
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? 🎶 Because he had a ton of sick beets
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the st..
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? 🍓 Traffic jam
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of tim..
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
Feelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
Feelin a bit wild 🐯 Tip if you are wild too
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔..
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
