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Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need info for ins..
I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need info for insurance purposes 😈
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't b..
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil 📝
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amaz..
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amazing
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
Why do vampires seem sick? 🧛♀️ They're always coffin
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable 🐥
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable 🐥
what does tony stark eat for breakfast? 🦾 iron bran
what does tony stark eat for breakfast? 🦾 iron bran
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together 📸
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together 📸
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on t..
Why did the sperm cross the road? 🧦 Because the guy put on the wrong sock
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? 💀 Because the..
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? 💀 Because they have no body to go with
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch..
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex 🐶🐾 They're his watch dogs
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? 🐠 Dam
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop ..
Did you hear about the bacon cheeseburger who couldn't stop telling jokes? 🥪 It was on a roll
What do boobs and toys have in common? 🍒 They were both orig..
What do boobs and toys have in common? 🍒 They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them
Do you want to come in my time machine? 🚀 We'll stop somewhe..
Do you want to come in my time machine? 🚀 We'll stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? 🪨 Plymouth ro..
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? 🪨 Plymouth rock
What do clouds wear? ⛈ Thunderwear
What do clouds wear? ⛈ Thunderwear
what do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? 📣 cheerios
what do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? 📣 cheerios
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? 🥥 As soon as you o..
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? 🥥 As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
What does a horny frog say? 🐸 Rub it Rub it
A cheese factory exploded in France 🧀 Da brie is everywhere!
A cheese factory exploded in France 🧀 Da brie is everywhere!
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What does Popeye use as a lubricant? 🧴 Olive Oyl
What does a cup say to the coffee every morning? ☕️ You’re b..
What does a cup say to the coffee every morning? ☕️ You’re brew-ti-ful
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew ..
Why does a mermaid wear seashells? 🧜♀️ Because she outgrew her B-shells
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole a..
Did you hear that two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra? 🍆 The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! 👀
