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Let’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll ..
Let’s play carpenter 🔨 First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
Know what a 6.9 is? 🔴 Another good thing screwed up by a per..
Know what a 6.9 is? 🔴 Another good thing screwed up by a period
🧼👉👌 Getting Wet and Wild in the Shower... 😈💦 Don’t forget to..
🧼👉👌 Getting Wet and Wild in the Shower... 😈💦 Don’t forget to tip if you enjoyed watching me finger myself! 🔥
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What do you call a cheap circumcision? 😳🍆 A rip off
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Fro..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐸🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? 🍝 He pasta way
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone..
What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy? 💸 $100 bill
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? 👃 Nobody ..
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? 👃 Nobody knows
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the ..
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road 🔠 I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?” 😂
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 🍆 Beat it. We’re closed
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted ..
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine? 🤑 He wanted his quarter back
What did the sanitary napkin say to the sneeze? 🌬 You are th..
What did the sanitary napkin say to the sneeze? 🌬 You are the wind beneath my wings
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? 🐿 to keep its nuts dry
Why are piggy banks so wise? 🐖 They're filled with common ce..
Why are piggy banks so wise? 🐖 They're filled with common cents.
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead..
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? 🧟♀️🧛♀️ One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
Want to make me smile? A tip would definitely do it 😉
like this post for me?
like this post for me?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls c..
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? 😈
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amaz..
Feeling generous? A donation to my campaigns 🙏 would be amazing
Like this post if I made your dick twitch 🍆
Like this post if I made your dick twitch 🍆
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿 Act like a nut
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
Want to show some love? A tip 🥰 would be appreciated
drop me a like? 🥺 hearts make me happy
drop me a like? 🥺 hearts make me happy
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art 🎨
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
❤️ Drop a Like on this post if it made you smile
❤️ Drop a Like on this post if it made you smile
Where do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
Where do boats go when they're sick? ⛵️ To the boat doc
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
I get sad when you don't like my posts 😅
I get sad when you don't like my posts 😅
