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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together ๐ธ
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together ๐ธ
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an..
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?! ๐
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip ๐ฆ๐ฆ
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip ๐ฆ๐ฆ
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice ๐ฎ
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice ๐ฎ
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? ๐ฟ to keep its nuts dr..
Why did the squirrel swim on its back? ๐ฟ to keep its nuts dry
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let..
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let me know ๐
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
So a vowel saves another vowel's life ๐ ย The other vowel says..
So a vowel saves another vowel's life ๐ ย The other vowel says, Aye E! I owe you!
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip ๐ฒโฅ
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip ๐ฒโฅ
do you have a name, or can i just call you โmineโ? ๐๐ฅฐ
do you have a name, or can i just call you โmineโ? ๐๐ฅฐ
What did the left eye say to the right eye? ๐๐ Between you a..
What did the left eye say to the right eye? ๐๐ Between you and me, something smells ๐
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy ๐ฑ
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy ๐ฑ
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?..
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? ๐พ
Youโre so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line ๐
Youโre so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line ๐
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? ๐ฅ Lettuce alone wit..
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? ๐ฅ Lettuce alone without dressing
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump ๐ with a tip would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump ๐ with a tip would be great
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me ..
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me โ๏ธ
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? ๐ฎ๐ Beef stroki..
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? ๐ฎ๐ Beef strokinโ off
do u really like me? then will you tip me ๐ผ
do u really like me? then will you tip me ๐ผ
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar ..
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? ๐ธ๐ She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip ๐ป would be appr..
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip ๐ป would be appreciated
Somebody better call God, because heโs missing an angel ๐๐
Somebody better call God, because heโs missing an angel ๐๐
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and..
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." ๐
Feeling generous? ๐๏ธ a tip would be amazing
Feeling generous? ๐๏ธ a tip would be amazing
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and ..
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical ๐งโโ๏ธ
What happens to an illegally parked frog? ๐ธย it gets ๐ต๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ awa..
What happens to an illegally parked frog? ๐ธย it gets ๐ต๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ away
Enjoying looking at me? ๐ tipping would be awesome
Enjoying looking at me? ๐ tipping would be awesome
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest ๐ฐ
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest ๐ฐ
What did one boob say to the other boob? ๐ If we donโt get s..
What did one boob say to the other boob? ๐ If we donโt get support, people will think weโre nuts ๐คฃ
