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A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar ..
A woman is on trial for hitting her husband with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, First offender? πΈπ She says, No, first a Gibson, then a Fender
Why don't scientists trust atoms? βοΈπ Because they make up e..
Why don't scientists trust atoms? βοΈπ Because they make up everything! π
I may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts lik..
I may not be perfect, but my personality captures hearts like a beautiful photograph. πΈβ€οΈ
What do you call a person who doesnβt masturbate? π liar
What do you call a person who doesnβt masturbate? π liar
If this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
If this resonates with you, show some love with a tip! β€οΈπ
πΉπ Roses are red, violets are blue; I sure am glad I swiped ..
πΉπ Roses are red, violets are blue; I sure am glad I swiped right on you. πΊπ
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? π₯₯ Hold on to..
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? π₯₯ Hold on to your nuts, this ainβt no ordinary blowjob
If you're digging this, let me know with a tip! ππ―
If you're digging this, let me know with a tip! ππ―
What do you call a bear with no teeth? π»π¬ A gummy bear! π¬
What do you call a bear with no teeth? π»π¬ A gummy bear! π¬
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and..
A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." π
If this made you smile, show it with a tip! ππ
If this made you smile, show it with a tip! ππ
Why did the scarecrow win an award? πΎπ Because he was outsta..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? πΎπ Because he was outstanding in his field! π½
Our connection is like a beautiful symphony, harmonious and ..
Our connection is like a beautiful symphony, harmonious and full of passion. πΌπ
Tap twice and tip if you're loving this content! πβ€οΈ
Tap twice and tip if you're loving this content! πβ€οΈ
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? π¦π΄ A pouch potato! π₯
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? π¦π΄ A pouch potato! π₯
Do you have a map? πΊοΈ I keep getting lost in your eyes. π
Do you have a map? πΊοΈ I keep getting lost in your eyes. π
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume th..
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang π§¨
Why did the bicycle fall over? π²π₯ Because it was two-tired! ..
Why did the bicycle fall over? π²π₯ Because it was two-tired! π
Call me a thief, because I'm here to steal hearts. ππ₯
Call me a thief, because I'm here to steal hearts. ππ₯
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? πΒ A sat..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? πΒ A satis-factory
Let's spread the love! Give this post a little tip! β€οΈπ
Let's spread the love! Give this post a little tip! β€οΈπ
π°π Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest. ..
π°π Are you a loan? Because you definitely have my interest. ππ²
What happens to an illegally parked frog? πΈΒ it gets π΅π°π’π₯ awa..
What happens to an illegally parked frog? πΈΒ it gets π΅π°π’π₯ away
If you're a fan, show it with a tip! ππ
If you're a fan, show it with a tip! ππ
What do you call a fish who wears a crown? π π King Neptune! ..
What do you call a fish who wears a crown? π π King Neptune! π
Why do bees have sticky hair? πΒ Because they use a honeycomb
Why do bees have sticky hair? πΒ Because they use a honeycomb
Show me some love and give this post a tip! πβ€οΈ
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Why did the tomato turn red? π β€οΈ Because it saw the salad dr..
Why did the tomato turn red? π β€οΈ Because it saw the salad dressing! π₯
If you were a π balloon, I'd hold on tight because you make ..
If you were a π balloon, I'd hold on tight because you make my heart float with happiness. ππ
Hit that tip button if you're feeling this vibe! π₯π
Hit that tip button if you're feeling this vibe! π₯π
