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What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😏🌴
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😏🌴
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 🍞 I want you..
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? 🍞 I want you inside me.
Why did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
Why did the sun go to school? ☀️🏫 To get brighter! 😎
When it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisse..
When it comes to romance, I'm all about the unexpected kisses and stolen moments. 💋🌟
What did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get s..
What did one boob say to the other boob? 🍒 If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts 🤣
Give me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
Give me some love with a tip! ❤️👍
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. ❄️😍
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. ❄️😍
What do you call a cow with no legs? 🐄 Ground beef! 🍔😄
What do you call a cow with no legs? 🐄 Ground beef! 🍔😄
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
If you would CUM all over me, leave a tip 💦💦
Is there a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...
Is there a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 😍
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊 Nothing, they j..
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊 Nothing, they just waved! 👋😄
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let..
If you wish you could join in on the fun, leave a tip to let me know 😉
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. 🥒
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. 🥒
I'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star..
I'm friends with all the planets, but the sun and I are star-crossed lovers. 🌟🌍❤️
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
I love a good surprise, Surprise me by dropping a tip 😲♥
Is your dad a baker? 🥐 Because you're a cutie pie. 😊
Is your dad a baker? 🥐 Because you're a cutie pie. 😊
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two-tired! 😆
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two-tired! 😆
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy 🐱
If you wish you could play with my kitty, drop a tippy 🐱
Are you a parking ticket? 🎫 Because you've got 'Fine' writte..
Are you a parking ticket? 🎫 Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you. 😏
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻 A gummy bear! 🍬😁
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻 A gummy bear! 🍬😁
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 😍
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 😍
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he go..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he got a hole in one! ⛳😄
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Are you a magician? ✨ Because whenever I look at you, everyo..
Are you a magician? ✨ Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😍
Why don't oysters donate to charity? 🦪 Because they are shel..
Why don't oysters donate to charity? 🦪 Because they are shellfish! 🤑
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be great
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😊
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? 😊
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An impasta! 🤣
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An impasta! 🤣
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
