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Why did the sun go to school? βοΈπ« To get brighter! π
Why did the sun go to school? βοΈπ« To get brighter! π
Is your name Sandy? ποΈ Because you're the sand to my beach! ..
Is your name Sandy? ποΈ Because you're the sand to my beach! π
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? π«πΊπΈ Liber-..
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? π«πΊπΈ Liber-tea
Why did the firework join the gym? πποΈ It wanted to get 'exp..
Why did the firework join the gym? πποΈ It wanted to get 'explosively' fit! πͺπ₯
Just a friendly reminder that you're the πΊ flower in my gard..
Just a friendly reminder that you're the πΊ flower in my garden, the one that blooms and brings beauty to my life. π·π
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? βοΈπ One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
Drop a tip if you like my assets ππ
Drop a tip if you like my assets ππ
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art π¨
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art π¨
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? π An irrel..
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? π An irrelephant
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session..
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session π
What do you call a patriotic spider? π·οΈπΊπΈ The Web of Liberty..
What do you call a patriotic spider? π·οΈπΊπΈ The Web of Liberty! πΈοΈβ
What comes after 69? π Mouthwash
What comes after 69? π Mouthwash
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
if u'd stick me with your tip, then leave a tip π
Why did the American football team bring a compass to the fi..
Why did the American football team bring a compass to the field? ππ§ ToSorry, I made a mistake. Let me continue from where I left off:
You're like a π shooting star that has landed in my life, br..
You're like a π shooting star that has landed in my life, bringing magic and wonder with your presence. β¨π
Say hi by dropping a tip π
Say hi by dropping a tip π
What do you call a patriotic sandwich? π₯ͺπΊπΈ The Star-Spangled..
What do you call a patriotic sandwich? π₯ͺπΊπΈ The Star-Spangled BLT! βπ₯π₯¬π
Are you a firework show? π Because you leave me in awe every..
Are you a firework show? π Because you leave me in awe every time I see you! π
Did you hear about the circus fire? πͺ It was in-tents
Did you hear about the circus fire? πͺ It was in-tents
Why did the patriotic tree wave its branches? π³πΊπΈ To show it..
Why did the patriotic tree wave its branches? π³πΊπΈ To show its leaf-alty! πΏπ
If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the ..
If smiles were currency, you'd be the richest person in the world. Your smile is simply priceless. ππ
Whatβs an astronautβs favorite part of a computer? πͺπ½ The sp..
Whatβs an astronautβs favorite part of a computer? πͺπ½ The space bar
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip π
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke..
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? βπͺπ He won the 'no-bell' prize
How can you look at me and still not tip? π
How can you look at me and still not tip? π
What do you get when you cross a firework and a sneeze? ππ€§ A..
What do you get when you cross a firework and a sneeze? ππ€§ A 'fire-achoo'! π₯π
What did the coffee report to the police? βοΈπ A mugging
What did the coffee report to the police? βοΈπ A mugging
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip π¦π¦
If you wish you could CUM on my face, leave a tip π¦π¦
Why did the American football team bring a map to the game? ..
Why did the American football team bring a map to the game? ππΊοΈ To score a touchdown all over the field! π₯πΊοΈ
