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Princess Charming in training.π€΄πΌπ«
Princess Charming in training.π€΄πΌπ«
Tip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the cl..
Tip to show me how horny you are. The bigger the tip, the closer to EXPLODING ππ¦π¦π¦
What do you call a patriotic fish? π πΊπΈ Stars and gills forev..
What do you call a patriotic fish? π πΊπΈ Stars and gills forever! βπ
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? ππΊπΈ
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? ππΊπΈ
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda..
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda ππ It was more of a fanta-sea
Why did the firework go to school? ππ« It wanted to get a 'sp..
Why did the firework go to school? ππ« It wanted to get a 'spark-ducation'! π§¨π
Just a little reminder: you're the π― honey to my tea, the sw..
Just a little reminder: you're the π― honey to my tea, the sweetness that makes every moment more delightful. π΅π
Where do you learn to make a banana split? π¨π Sundae school
Where do you learn to make a banana split? π¨π Sundae school
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation π
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about dates hehe π
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about dates hehe π
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Ever..
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
If you think I look bite-able, drop a tip π
If you think I look bite-able, drop a tip π
What do you call a patriotic bear? π»πΊπΈ Uncle Sam-bear! π©π»
What do you call a patriotic bear? π»πΊπΈ Uncle Sam-bear! π©π»
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many t..
If you wish you could CUM join me, leave a tip of how many times you'd CUM with me ππ¦π¦π¦
Why did the American flag take a nap? πΊπΈπ΄ It was 'flagging'!..
Why did the American flag take a nap? πΊπΈπ΄ It was 'flagging'! π
If flirting were an art, I'd be the Picasso of our generatio..
If flirting were an art, I'd be the Picasso of our generation. π¨π
Tip for every time you'd squeeze me π
Tip for every time you'd squeeze me π
What do you call a patriotic snow cone? π§πΊπΈ The Red, White, ..
What do you call a patriotic snow cone? π§πΊπΈ The Red, White, and Cool! βοΈπ΄βͺπ
Is your name Star-Spangled? π Because you light up my life! ..
Is your name Star-Spangled? π Because you light up my life! β¨
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologi..
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? π³ A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
Why did the American football team visit the bakery? ππͺ They..
Why did the American football team visit the bakery? ππͺ They wanted a 'touchdown' cake! π°π₯
Flirting with you is like poetry in motion. ππΉ
Flirting with you is like poetry in motion. ππΉ
Why do birds always sing in the morning? π¦ Because they don'..
Why do birds always sing in the morning? π¦ Because they don't go to work
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip π
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip π
Youβre so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line π
Youβre so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line π
I used to be addicted to soap π§ΌΒ but I'm clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap π§ΌΒ but I'm clean now.
If I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip π
If I get you hard, drop some love in the form of a tip π
What do you call a patriotic pig? π·πΊπΈ Ham-erica! π₯π
What do you call a patriotic pig? π·πΊπΈ Ham-erica! π₯π
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π©Β The one w..
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? π©Β The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts π





























