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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻😬 A gummy bear! 🍬
What do you call a bear with no teeth? 🐻😬 A gummy bear! 🍬
Are you a magician? 🎩 Every time I look at you, everyone els..
Are you a magician? 🎩 Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. 😍
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? ..
What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? 🍆💦 Someone's always willing to blow your bonus.
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
did you know i chat more with the guys who tip 🙈 😘
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print 😜
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the st..
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? 🍓 Traffic jam
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outsta..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌽
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's..
i hear everytime you tip on my posts, i cum a little... it's true 💦
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘😴 A pouch potato!🥔
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘😴 A pouch potato!🥔
You're like a refreshing sip of ☕ coffee in the morning, wak..
You're like a refreshing sip of ☕ coffee in the morning, waking up my senses and making my day brighter. 😍🌞
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive 😏
tipping makes you incredibly sexually attractive 😏
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲💥 Because it was two-tired! ..
Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲💥 Because it was two-tired! 😄
Do you have a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your ey..
Do you have a map? 🗺️ Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. 😍
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
What do you call a belt made of watches? ⌚️😅 A waist of time
What do you call a fish who wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune! ..
What do you call a fish who wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune! 🌊
I must be a 🎶 songwriter because every time I'm with you, my..
I must be a 🎶 songwriter because every time I'm with you, my heart composes a beautiful melody. 🎵💕
If you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what w..
If you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get? 🐩🇺🇸 A Yankee Poodle
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 even a chef wouldn’t spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? 🙊
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claud..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔..
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 👀
Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dr..
Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? ..
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 🦆💸 One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be..
all my favorite guys, remember to tip me, don't you wanna be one of my faves? 🥺
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
If kisses 💋 were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard, becaus..
If kisses 💋 were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard, because you deserve all the love and affection in the world. ❄️😘
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and see
