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I may not be a genie 🧞♀️, but I can make your dreams come t..
I may not be a genie 🧞♀️, but I can make your dreams come true. 💫
What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves ..
What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves off
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my pa..
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams 🤭
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snow..
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
Wishin u were in bed with me, tip if ur wishin the same 🛌💋
Wishin u were in bed with me, tip if ur wishin the same 🛌💋
Why did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many p..
Why did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many problems! ➗✖️
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
Just being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
Just being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A may..
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A maybee! 🌼
I'm not a thief, but if I were, I'd steal your heart 💖 in a ..
I'm not a thief, but if I were, I'd steal your heart 💖 in a heartbeat.
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
Why don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the..
Why don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the guts! 🦴
Are you a popsicle? 🍦 Because you're so cool, and I want to ..
Are you a popsicle? 🍦 Because you're so cool, and I want to savor every moment with you! 😎
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? 📶 Because I'm feeling a strong conne..
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? 📶 Because I'm feeling a strong connection. 😏
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was ..
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen 😍
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoars..
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoarse
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case ..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to ..
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? 🎶 Because he had a ton of sick beets
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal..
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal snowman! ❄️
I must be a snowflake ❄️ because I've fallen for you. 🥰
I must be a snowflake ❄️ because I've fallen for you. 🥰
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
Why don't scientists trust atoms? ⚛️😕 Because they make up e..
Why don't scientists trust atoms? ⚛️😕 Because they make up everything! 🌌
Is your dad a baker? 🥖 Because you're a sweet treat I can't ..
Is your dad a baker? 🥖 Because you're a sweet treat I can't resist sinking my teeth into! 😋
