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If you like a juicy ass, drop a tip 🍑🍑🍑
If you like a juicy ass, drop a tip 🍑🍑🍑
I’d say bless you, but it looks like you already have been. ..
I’d say bless you, but it looks like you already have been. 🙏😉
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
What kind of bees make milk? 🐝🐝 Boo-bees
Tip if you're enjoying the view 😉
Tip if you're enjoying the view 😉
What do you call a snow cone's father? 🍧👨 Iced Daddy! ❄️😎
What do you call a snow cone's father? 🍧👨 Iced Daddy! ❄️😎
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?..
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? 🪨✂️ Rock pay-for scissors.
Tip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
Why did the sand cry at the beach? 🏖️😢 Because the seaweed l..
Why did the sand cry at the beach? 🏖️😢 Because the seaweed laughed at its jokes! 🌊😄
Even on the gloomiest days, your smile is like an Instagram ..
Even on the gloomiest days, your smile is like an Instagram filter for my heart. ☀️
Tip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a bj from me 😛
What do you call a snowman on a hot day? ☃️🔥 A puddle with p..
What do you call a snowman on a hot day? ☃️🔥 A puddle with personality! 🌊
Do you have a Band-Aid? 💔 Because I just fell for you, and y..
Do you have a Band-Aid? 💔 Because I just fell for you, and you stole my heart away. 😉
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A te..
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A tearjerker
What's a tree's favorite social media platform? 🌳📱 Timber! 🌲
What's a tree's favorite social media platform? 🌳📱 Timber! 🌲
If I were a stoplight 🚦, I'd turn red every time you passed ..
If I were a stoplight 🚦, I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you longer.
Once while on a stroll by a prison I saw a dwarf escaping by..
Once while on a stroll by a prison I saw a dwarf escaping by climbing down the wall. I thought to myself, well isn't that a little con descending 😅
💦💦💦 Tip if I've gotten you to Gush
💦💦💦 Tip if I've gotten you to Gush
When your parents made you, they were really just showing of..
When your parents made you, they were really just showing off. 😎
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? 😜 A glad-he-ate-her
Tip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
Tip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dr..
Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️ Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients le..
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🍆💦 Thanks for cumming!
Horny and Hard? Drop a tip to let me know 🍆
Horny and Hard? Drop a tip to let me know 🍆
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊👋 Nothing, they ..
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? 🌊👋 Nothing, they just waved! 👋
I must be a terrible flirt, but with you, I don't mind makin..
I must be a terrible flirt, but with you, I don't mind making the same mistake again. 😉
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outsta..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾🏆 Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌽
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a..
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😍🚶♂️
What's a robot's favorite snack? 🤖 Computer chips
What's a robot's favorite snack? 🤖 Computer chips
What do you call a fish that wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune!..
What do you call a fish that wears a crown? 🐠👑 King Neptune! 🌊
