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Which superhero delivers the morning papers? 🗞 It's Newspape..
Which superhero delivers the morning papers? 🗞 It's Newspaperman
Want to brighten my day? Send a little tip my way ✨
Want to brighten my day? Send a little tip my way ✨
What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊👋 Nothing, it just wav..
What did the ocean say to the beach? 🌊👋 Nothing, it just waved! 👋😄
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destro..
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop 👟 It was sole destroying!
Want to show some love? A virtual kiss with a tip 💋 would ma..
Want to show some love? A virtual kiss with a tip 💋 would make my day
Why did the strawberry go to school? 🍓🏫 Because it wanted to..
Why did the strawberry go to school? 🍓🏫 Because it wanted to become a jam-inistrator! 🥪😄
I must be a snowflake ❄️, because I've fallen for you.
I must be a snowflake ❄️, because I've fallen for you.
Want to make my day? A simple tip 🙏 is all I need
Want to make my day? A simple tip 🙏 is all I need
What do you call a fish that wears a crown and sings? 🐠👑 Elv..
What do you call a fish that wears a crown and sings? 🐠👑 Elvis Parsley! 🎤🌊
Are you a beach towel? 🏖️ Because I want to lay beside you a..
Are you a beach towel? 🏖️ Because I want to lay beside you all day long! ☀️
What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coatin..
What would you call it if you spent an entire morning coating your attic ladder with grease? 😅 An anti-climb-attic morning
Why did the ice cream truck break down? 🍦🚚 It had too many s..
Why did the ice cream truck break down? 🍦🚚 It had too many sundae drivers! 🍨🚦
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber." 🥒
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a "cute-cumber." 🥒
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and ..
What do you do if your wife starts smoking? 🥵 Slow down and use some lubricant
Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Are you a magician? ‘Cuz when I look at you, everyone else d..
Are you a magician? ‘Cuz when I look at you, everyone else disappears. 🎩✨
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all..
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all the fans left
Want to show some love? Send some tips my way ❤️
Want to show some love? Send some tips my way ❤️
What do you call a melon who can't run away? 🍉🏃♀️ A water s..
What do you call a melon who can't run away? 🍉🏃♀️ A water stationary! 💦😄
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breath..
What did the elephant ask the naked man? 🐘 How do you breathe out of that thing?
Want to spoil me? A massage 💆♀️ would be amazing. Tip to tr..
Want to spoil me? A massage 💆♀️ would be amazing. Tip to treat me to one? 🙈🥰
Why did the lemonade file a police report? 🍋👮♂️ Because it ..
Why did the lemonade file a police report? 🍋👮♂️ Because it was being squeezed! 🧃😬
Are we at the airport? ✈️ Because my heart is taking off eve..
Are we at the airport? ✈️ Because my heart is taking off every time I see you. 🛫
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
What do you call a pig on the beach? 🐷🏖️ A sunbacon! 🌞🥓
What do you call a pig on the beach? 🐷🏖️ A sunbacon! 🌞🥓
Is your dad a photographer? 📷 Because every picture with you..
Is your dad a photographer? 📷 Because every picture with you is picture-perfect! 🌺
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because i..
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? 🫑🌶 Because it didn't habanero
Why did the sun go to therapy? ☀️🛋️ To work on its rays of s..
Why did the sun go to therapy? ☀️🛋️ To work on its rays of sunshine! 😊
Is your name Wi-Fi? 📶 Because I'm feeling a connection. 😍
Is your name Wi-Fi? 📶 Because I'm feeling a connection. 😍
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you 💾 You have my Word!
