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Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstan..
Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstanding in his field. 🏆
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
What do you call a fake noodle? 🍝 An Impasta!
Enjoyed my services? A tip would mean the world to me 🌎
Enjoyed my services? A tip would mean the world to me 🌎
What did the leaf say when it fell from the tree? 🍂 “Leaf me..
What did the leaf say when it fell from the tree? 🍂 “Leaf me alone!”
I may have an innocent face, but my thoughts are full of fli..
I may have an innocent face, but my thoughts are full of flirty lines. 😇💬
Want to cheer me up? Send a tip 💗
Want to cheer me up? Send a tip 💗
Acorn squash becomes sawn acuash. 🌰🥒
Acorn squash becomes sawn acuash. 🌰🥒
Are you a caramel apple? 🍎 Because you're the perfect combin..
Are you a caramel apple? 🍎 Because you're the perfect combination of sweet and irresistible. 🍬😍
what do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee
what do sick people drink in the morning? ☕️ Cough-ee
Why did the apple pie go to the doctor? 🥧 Because it was fee..
Why did the apple pie go to the doctor? 🥧 Because it was feeling crumby!
We may be on the wrong place on Google Maps, but our hearts ..
We may be on the wrong place on Google Maps, but our hearts know the right direction. 🌍❤️
What did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're und..
What did the policeman say to his belly button? 🚔 You're under a vest!
Feeling thankful? A little tip 🌟 would be appreciated
Feeling thankful? A little tip 🌟 would be appreciated
Complete this sentence: You, me, and _____. 💑❔😄
Complete this sentence: You, me, and _____. 💑❔😄
What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning ..
What happened to the guy that accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of with water? 🚘 He got halfway to his work before he realized he had forgotten his car
Want to show some love? A tip 💖 would make my day
Want to show some love? A tip 💖 would make my day
How does a tree get on in the world? 🌳 It grows and grows un..
How does a tree get on in the world? 🌳 It grows and grows until it meetss a good lumberjack. 🪓
What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator ..
What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door? 🥗 Close the door, I'm dressing!
Want to make me smile? A little tip would do it 🙈🥰
Want to make me smile? A little tip would do it 🙈🥰
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? 🦃 Plymouth Ro..
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? 🦃 Plymouth Rock.
Stolen kisses and unexpected moments, let's write a romantic..
Stolen kisses and unexpected moments, let's write a romantic comedy together. 🎥💕
Feeling generous? Buy me a slice of pizza 🍕
Feeling generous? Buy me a slice of pizza 🍕
Who won the skeleton costume contest? 💀 No body.
Who won the skeleton costume contest? 💀 No body.
Are you a bonfire? 🔥 Because being around you ignites a spar..
Are you a bonfire? 🔥 Because being around you ignites a spark in my heart. ❤️😉
What is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning..
What is called if you have tea in a golden cup every morning? 🍵 My gilt-tea pleasure
What do you call an avocado in the fall? Gourd-geous! 🥑🍂
What do you call an avocado in the fall? Gourd-geous! 🥑🍂
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 🖼️
Is your dad an artist? 🎨 Because you're a masterpiece. 🖼️
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real m..
I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs 🐣 She's a real mathamachicken!
Liked my work? A tip is like a virtual pat on the back 👏
Liked my work? A tip is like a virtual pat on the back 👏
I hope you know CPR ‘cuz you just took my breath away! 💓😷
I hope you know CPR ‘cuz you just took my breath away! 💓😷
