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Feeling generous? Treating me to a shopping spree 💸 would be..
Feeling generous? Treating me to a shopping spree 💸 would be amazing
Why do birds fly south for the fall? 🐦 Because it’s quicker ..
Why do birds fly south for the fall? 🐦 Because it’s quicker than walking.
Too hot to handle? Let's find out together. 🔥😏
Too hot to handle? Let's find out together. 🔥😏
Feeling thankful? A virtual bouquet via tip 💐 would be super..
Feeling thankful? A virtual bouquet via tip 💐 would be super appreciated
These apple cider donuts are to die for. 🍩😋
These apple cider donuts are to die for. 🍩😋
Are you a caramel latte? ☕️🍂 Because you're sweet, comfortin..
Are you a caramel latte? ☕️🍂 Because you're sweet, comforting, and make me feel alive.
Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in t..
Why did the man make his hamster an extra-strong coffee in the morning? ☕️🐹 He didn't want it to fall asleep at the wheel
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall? 🌳 Because the..
Why do trees hate going to school in the fall? 🌳 Because they’re easily stumped.
Just one kiss away from a fairy tale. 💋🧚♀️
Just one kiss away from a fairy tale. 💋🧚♀️
What do scholars eat when they're hungry? 🌰🥜 Academia nuts
What do scholars eat when they're hungry? 🌰🥜 Academia nuts
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Feeling nice? Tip me on my work 💯
Are you an archeologist ‘cuz you dug up a hole in my heart. ..
Are you an archeologist ‘cuz you dug up a hole in my heart. ⛏️💔😉
Have you heard about the man who forgot how to put his seat ..
Have you heard about the man who forgot how to put his seat belt on while he was going to work one morning? 🚗 Well, after a while, it clicked
Want to make my day? Drop a tip and that will do it! 📱
Want to make my day? Drop a tip and that will do it! 📱
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? 🤖 They w..
Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall? 🤖 They were autumn mated. 🍂
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow..
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow? 🐄 It is either one or the utter
Liked my work? A tiny tip 👍 is all I need
Liked my work? A tiny tip 👍 is all I need
It’s called fall because you fall asleep when it gets dark a..
It’s called fall because you fall asleep when it gets dark at 6 p.m. 😴
Can you read lips? Because mine are saying 'hello.' 💋👋
Can you read lips? Because mine are saying 'hello.' 💋👋
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
Feeling happy? A tip 🙌 would be great
What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?..
What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece? 🌽 A corn-u-copier.
Can I be your pumpkin carving master? 🎃✂️ Together, we'll cr..
Can I be your pumpkin carving master? 🎃✂️ Together, we'll create the most intricate jack-o'-lanterns.
Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of co..
Why did the man get arrested for pouring himself a cup of coffee in the morning? ☕️ The police thought it was mugging
Sweaters are like hugs you can wear, and I plan on hugging m..
Sweaters are like hugs you can wear, and I plan on hugging my way through this fall. 🧥🤗
Serving looks and flirty vibes. 💋✌️
Serving looks and flirty vibes. 💋✌️
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?..
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef? 🐄
Want to treat me? A fancy dinner 🍽️ would be awesome
Want to treat me? A fancy dinner 🍽️ would be awesome
📸👫 I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 🌇❤️
📸👫 I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. 🌇❤️
What does a pastry chef say to himself in the morning every ..
What does a pastry chef say to himself in the morning every day? 🥯 "I'll be making a lot of dough today."
Feeling appreciative? A tip 🤗 would be amazing
Feeling appreciative? A tip 🤗 would be amazing
