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Hey Camily, i arrived home from my uncles funeral yesterday ..
Hey Camily, i arrived home from my uncles funeral yesterday and im making my way down the list of messages! if you're waiting to hear from me, YOU'RE ABOUT TOOOOOOOO!!!🙌 im sorry for the silence the last few days, my head has been so heavy with grief over the last week as I mentally prepared myself to say goodbye to my Uncle. But being at the funeral was more difficult than I could have ever imagined... Thank you for being here for me, offering your friendship & luff. thats what I really need the most of right now 🥺💕
This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a count..
This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework.
i think i consider myself to be a "political atheist", becau..
i think i consider myself to be a "political atheist", because i don't believe in anything politicians say.
i just had to think to remember how to write a capital "P", ..
i just had to think to remember how to write a capital "P", so if anyone needs a tutor for their kid or anything, hit me up. xD
if 'back to the future' taught me anything it’s that if you ..
if 'back to the future' taught me anything it’s that if you punch someone in the face, your life could drastically improve
when i tie a sweater around my waist i like to pretend a sho..
when i tie a sweater around my waist i like to pretend a short ghost is hugging me. :$
"This guy gets it." - me, whenever I see someone sleeping
"This guy gets it." - me, whenever I see someone sleeping
messy plays are the best plays 🥰 idk what it is about making..
messy plays are the best plays 🥰 idk what it is about making a giant mess, but it gives me the happiest of feels 💗
..make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlon..
..make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp..?
okay so at tj-maxx i overheard a woman say very angrily on t..
okay so at tj-maxx i overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “i married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult lol
hot tip: don't answer the door after dark because it might b..
hot tip: don't answer the door after dark because it might be an orphan in a basket and ain't nobody got time for that.
When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say "ju..
When waitresses ask me what I want to drink I always say "just water for now." But I'm lying. Water is all I'm getting. I love water. mwahahaha :D
someday i will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of ta..
someday i will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of taco bell mild sauce packets and expired AAA batteries..
the human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of wa..
the human body is 70 percent water?? *looks at a glass of water* damn girl :o
The time honored birthday tradition of… Cake Sitting 😋 Would..
The time honored birthday tradition of… Cake Sitting 😋 Would you rather be the cake or eat the cake rn? 🎂
currently riding that line between i wish i didn't have to e..
currently riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me
this chair was sooo hard to take pics in 😋 i kept flopping a..
this chair was sooo hard to take pics in 😋 i kept flopping all over the place! bad news tho, today is a school day… 💔 which means it will be the most boring day ever 😩 maybe you can send me a special treat to make my day a little brighter?👉🏻👈🏻✨ please, anything to make this homework day suck a little less. ps the third to last pic has rainbow toes 🌈
[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to..
[my cell phone rings] ME (a person who pays a monthly fee to allow this): Ugh why is this happening O.O
..i've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this ..
..i've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now..
Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment pla..
Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon.
Hermione's gone mad 😲 ps i just sent this out in PPVs, but ..
Hermione's gone mad 😲 ps i just sent this out in PPVs, but if you don't have it and want it, tip $20 for this 30 minute hardcore cosplay fantasy! 🧙♂️✨
I'm going to start using "reach around" as business jargon a..
I'm going to start using "reach around" as business jargon and see if anyone corrects me once I'm finished.
No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees.
No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees.
love that classic italian phrase 'mamma mia' which means 'my..
love that classic italian phrase 'mamma mia' which means 'my mother is missing in action'
Hermione stares at you, waiting. Waiting for you to make the..
Hermione stares at you, waiting. Waiting for you to make the first move, you to show her you care, you to… to please her
true story: i play with my hair a lot because I don't have t..
true story: i play with my hair a lot because I don't have testicles.
Dropping two exclusive phone screen backgrounds rn! They fit..
Dropping two exclusive phone screen backgrounds rn! They fit iphones perfectly, but let me know if they fit androids too! 🤗 love you guys so so much! ❤️🔥 **update i’m sorry i posted the screenshots where i checked the sizing of the pics. these are the phone background pics 💕💕
❇️IMPERIO❇️ After casting the Imperious curse, you realize ..
❇️IMPERIO❇️ After casting the Imperious curse, you realize what how I intend to use your cursed body… or better yet, how your cursed body will be used by me 😉 **Ps i know the pics are blurry! for some reason the camera focused on my wand and not my face… lol
face down, ass up. that's how I like to tie my shoes. :D
face down, ass up. that's how I like to tie my shoes. :D
Every time someone clears their browser history there should..
Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says "good move."
