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The tantalizing scent of melted cheese, tangy tomato sauce, ..
The tantalizing scent of melted cheese, tangy tomato sauce, and fragrant herbs filled your senses. But your excitement quickly turned to fear as you realized that the slice you were standing on was heading straight into the clutches of a colossal woman. Each of her steps sent tremors through the ground, and it seemed she was completely unaware of your tiny existence. Your heart pounded in your chest as the colossal woman reached out, her enormous fingers closing in on the pizza slice. The crusty edge loomed ominously, threatening to send you h...
Just a heads up but I will be updating my tip menu sometime ..
Just a heads up but I will be updating my tip menu sometime soon and the prices will likely be changing. I may or may not add or remove items as well. Subscription price is staying the same tho!
Please..... I need... more..... Billionaires............
Please..... I need... more..... Billionaires............
Mornin'
Mornin'
Every city is a walkable city when you're this big
Every city is a walkable city when you're this big
Long post ahead, sorry about it. I know you don't come here ..
Long post ahead, sorry about it. I know you don't come here to read Posts. I've been a very sporadic poster on here for a long while, you may have noticed. I have ten billion reasons and excuses, but these are the main ones: 1. I have moved 4 times this year between 2 different states. Long story. 2. Roommate works from home(save for a day here and there) and I'm the kind of person that has trouble being creative/getting in the zone unless I am 100% alone. Also the walls are thin and I don't want them(or their zoom coworkers) ...
I know this is a huge stretch, but its giving Death Grips Bo..
I know this is a huge stretch, but its giving Death Grips Bottomless pit album cover.
THINK FAST
THINK FAST
Your uber is arriving now. Your 'driver' will wait 2 min bef..
Your uber is arriving now. Your 'driver' will wait 2 min before leaving. Enjoy your ride!
*inhales you*
*inhales you*
What if I told you........ I was back for real this time......
What if I told you........ I was back for real this time.......
Listen buddy, the pants UNZIP when I get home. If you don't ..
Listen buddy, the pants UNZIP when I get home. If you don't like it then you can skedaddle.
Everybody say thank you Google for this animation it made of..
Everybody say thank you Google for this animation it made of me, unprompted.
I was considering coming back and the universe said "let me ..
I was considering coming back and the universe said "let me give you some inspiration". So, I'm back π€ͺ
prepare your body
prepare your body
I was taking pictures to see how bad the hole in my pants wa..
I was taking pictures to see how bad the hole in my pants was and it made me think of you. π₯Ί
Take a big sneef, boys
Take a big sneef, boys
What's your favorite color and why is it blue?
What's your favorite color and why is it blue?
WOOSNACKS.mp4
WOOSNACKS.mp4
IDIOT WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRINK BEVERAGE
IDIOT WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRINK BEVERAGE
What color should I paint them next?
What color should I paint them next?
Do these jeans make my ass look flat to you?
Do these jeans make my ass look flat to you?
I showed you my belly please respond
I showed you my belly please respond
Imagine me putting you in a chokehold and also I'm sweating
Imagine me putting you in a chokehold and also I'm sweating
... ... ... ... soundstripe... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
... ... ... ... soundstripe... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...soundstripe... ... ... ...
They say that whoever catches the sock gets to rub my feet n..
They say that whoever catches the sock gets to rub my feet next
What would you do if I got bimbofied? πΆππ
What would you do if I got bimbofied? πΆππ
It should be illegal to be this hot in February. (not pictur..
It should be illegal to be this hot in February. (not pictured: copious amounts of under-boob sweat)
Oh... Was THIS what you wanted?
Oh... Was THIS what you wanted?
