Man-buttCan’t wait to have full man-on-man butt sex again. I..
🕑 Added 2025-04-08 18:50:20 +0000 UTC
Man-buttCan’t wait to have full man-on-man butt sex again. It’s been far too long.My fat pecker desires nothing more than to burrow into the tight, mushy hole of some smokin’ hot man-butt.‘Cause man-butt—nothin’ beats man-butt.Man-butt is like fresh lemonade on a warm summer’s day. Man-butt is like winning a scratch-off lottery ticket, or maybe even two scratch-off lottery tickets. Man-butt is like finding out your test results are negative and that bump on your nutsack is just a dilated pore.I’m sayin’ man-butt feels good.Man-butt feels real good.And the best thing about man-butt is man-butt can’t get pregnant. So you can stick your peter in man-butt as many times as you want, and that man-butt ain’t gonna get cravings or morning sickness or nothin’. It’s just gonna look you right in the eye and smile . . . invitingly.Man-butt is better than poontang could ever dream of being. Man-butt beats lady-poon every time.First of all, lady-poon ain’t even shaped right for a pecker. But man-butt is. Lady-poon looks like a roast beef sandwich, and no pecker in its right mind wants to pork a roast beef sandwich. Man-butt, on the other hand, is a taut, silken tube that wraps around a pecker perfectly on all sides, gripping it firmly like a snake swallowing a rat in the Amazon rainforest. Man-butt was designed to be porked; lady-poon was designed to be picked apart by seagulls while no one is paying attention.And lady-poon don’t have the right stank that man-butt does. Man-butt has that rich, swampy musk stank that gets you excited and makes having an erection possible. To get excited by lady-poon, you gotta pretend it smells like man-butt. You gotta secretly scratch your booty hole and sniff your fingers in order to get hard enough to pork a lady-poon.And most importantly, lady-poon is too natural and polite. Porkin’ a lady-poon feels like you’re doing exactly what you were told as angels smile approvingly. But when you’re porkin’ man-butt, it feels like you are violating nature and doing something that makes Jesus feel sad. Porkin’ man-butt feels like you’re breaking a rule and getting away with it—like you’re a bad boy smoking cigarettes in the locker room. Except instead of smoking cigarettes in the locker room, you are actually engaging in deviant homosexual sodomy with man-butt. And nothing makes a guy cum harder than that.Lady-poon cannot hold a candle to man-butt. Lady-poon just can’t compete.But even though man-butt is the best thing in the world, not all man-butt is made equal. Some man-butt is better than others: there is a hierarchy, a hierarchy of man-butt.At the bottom of this hierarchy are the man-butts that are hardly worth sticking your pecker in at all. These are the man-butts that are fat and round and feminine. These man-butts might as well be lady-poons. They are simply too thick and curvaceous to be enjoyed like a true man-butt should be.In the middle of the hierarchy are the muscular man-butts that will flex when you towel-snap them. These man-butts aren’t fat, but they are a little too beefy for comfort. These man-butts are serviceable if you are low on options, but not optimal if you want a good porkin’.A true man-butt’s gotta be angular and gaunt. At the top of the hierarchy are the man-butts that are practically skeletal. These are what you want. Man-butt that is rigid and geometric and built like the ass of a tadpole. Man-butt that requires a cushion to sit on for long trips. Man-butt that is so flat that Columbus would gladly sail across it in search of precious metals and cooking spices.That is the man-butt I want.And when I get a hold of that man-butt, my peter’s gonna be so stiff it won’t even know what to do with itself. It might just cum a whole tablespoon of jizz right on top of the man-butt before ever even going inside. But because man-butt is so good, I’d still be able to cum another two or three times afterwards.Such is the power of man-butt.I can’t wait to get some man-butt.
