Decidedly Un-chillNot going to lie. I don't like chill peopl..
🕑 Added 2025-05-05 21:39:28 +0000 UTC
Decidedly Un-chillNot going to lie. I don't like chill people.I dislike chill. I don't even respect it.Chill means low-energy. Chill means inactivity. Chill means apathy.Chill is boring. Chill is dull. Chill is lazy."I'm going to trick everybody into liking me by not saying much and being unfazed by everything."Coward.I know too many people like you. Imagine adopting a narcotic side effect as a personality and getting away with it. Kind of disgusting and repugnant when you think about it.Who would even want to be this way? Perhaps someone who was absolutely terrorized by chaos and disorder in the past and chose lethargic paralysis as a defense mechanism. Chill people are broken. Who is going to fix them? I'll tell you who. Not a chill person. Because chill people don't fix anything because chill people don't solve problems. Chill people don't act. Chill people don't move.Chill people are plants. And not cool plants like Venus flytraps or cacti, but stupid simple potted plants. The kind that Grandma waters on the windowsill.But the world is not run by plants. The world is run by people who completely and utterly lack chill. Great men and women with strong emotions who feel enough to be dissatisfied and make changes.I am decidedly un-chill.Proudly un-chill.You won't find me on a couch with dilated pupils saying nothing while my friends talk about the show that's on. Use your fucking words, asshole! Say something! Express a fucking opinion. Be a little bit bold.Oh wait, I'm sorry. You can't. You simply lack the initiative and mental faculties to do such a thing. You are pathetic.I had a teacher once who said that still waters run deep. Bullshit. Still waters are stagnant and start to smell bad because of all the algae and swamp reeds. Still waters run stink.If you are chill, you stink.And have you ever noticed that it's always someone who is at least moderately attractive who can get away with being chill? It's never the ugly ones. An ugly person who's quiet and doesn't react to much is a fucking weirdo, and you want to watch out for what they do because you know that they're going to be on the news someday. But if you have a nice jawline, maybe a little bit of stubble, and wear a fashionable beanie (and not just to cover up your bald spot like me), then you are permitted by fools to be an ornament rather than a human being.They call you chill, and this seems like a compliment. But it's not. It just means that you don't cause problems. You're easy to be around. You don't have a will that can get in the way. The people who want to get away with things surround themselves with conveniently quiet people who won't deter them. They call this chill.I'll call you what you really areβand none of it is good. Maybe you're shy. Shy is a euphemism for scared. You're afraid of people, and so you keep your interactions with them to a minimum. Or maybe you're lazy and don't want to do much. You don't want to formulate a thought or take the time to utter a statement. So you just shut up and conserve your energy for activities like sitting on a bean bag and watching slice-of-life anime. Or maybe you're just dumb and don't have anything to say. That's probably what's actually going on. You're fucking dumb but smart enough not to let anybody know it.Whatever it is, whatever your root pathology happens to be, I will not be the victim of it. I will not allow you to make my life miserable by just standing around doing nothing like an inert statue. I hate it so much! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!But what I hate the most about so-called chill people is this: they're always too cool for school. They never act silly. They never act dorky. They never play the fool. They are not lighthearted and playful people. They are, quite frankly, not fun people. They feel completely unmoved to be entertaining. They just stand around and exist. An existence without meaning. An existence without purpose. An existence that I abhor.Chill is the antithesis of life. Chill is the opposite of living. I will not tolerate chill.That is what I feel about chillness.
