Take a good look, piglet—this is what true super-super morbi..
🕑 Added 2025-01-21 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
Take a good look, piglet—this is what true super-super morbid obesity looks like. My ass is so massive, so fat, that even the chair gets stuck to me when I stand up. This is the level of fatness you should aspire to, the kind that leaves you in delightfully embarrassing situations like this. Keep eating, keep growing, and one day, you’ll be waddling away with chairs stuck to you too. That’s the life of a truly greedy, gluttonous pig.
