I look so wide and bloated—lazing around all day, stuffing m..
🕑 Added 2025-03-26 00:00:29 +0000 UTC
I look so wide and bloated—lazing around all day, stuffing myself like the greedy pig I am. But what about you? Have you been keeping up? I expect no less from you than I do from myself. In fact, I expect more. You’re supposed to be outgrowing me, packing it on until you’re double my size. So if you haven’t been eating like a true glutton today, you’d better start making up for it right now.
