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Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..
🕑 Added 2025-02-12 11:09:07 +0000 UTC Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time in a while. Not only did the hyperphallic mania reach its peak last month, now my PhD project has entered a phase of frankly overwhelming data analysis and compiling. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of lines of data, all in excel, all just numbers. It’s a lot and I’ve been very busy. I can feel myself returning to (ab)normal slowly, but I haven’t had any real chance to just let go and fully slide into the monstercock mindset. So I’m doing a little archive dump, just so you don’t forget about just how huge my penis is. To be honest the work has been so overwhelming that I’ve been engaging in healthy everything-else-procrastination, which is mostly mindless scrolling on TikTok. The occasional algorithmic big tits will tease me but I’m in such a shutdown mode once the baby is finally asleep that I have been eating just the weirdest food - no time to cook, just pickled green tomatoes and labneh, or a bowl of cereal. Just to give you an idea of what it’s like being a parent to a toddler in full time PhD studies in medicine. I keep fantasizing about having my own little room to go to and fully get into the hyperphallic head space. No one to bother me, nothing else to do. Like a sensory deprivation pod but for the horny exhausted dad. Business idea? A dad pod. Come spend 1-12h in a soundproof locked room and do what ever you want.
