What turns me off instantly? I don’t know why someone asked ..
🕑 Added 2024-02-10 20:52:12 +0000 UTC
What turns me off instantly? I don’t know why someone asked this question, but I’ll be your huckleberry, said in a Val Kilmer sarcastic kind of way. Posing. Trying to be cool. Trying to show off, be it fitness, money, or just about anything else. I’d rather see you being you, not you trying to impress me with how impressive you think you are. Have I sucked a poser's dick from time to time? Absolutely. Usually, because I was in the mood to suck a cock, and the poser guy was my last option. Even douche rockets get lucky now and then. These things happen. I don’t regret slipping any of their egotistical dicks inside of me. I wouldn’t do it twice if I didn’t have to, as in due to lack of available dick. And, yes, that has happened more times than I care to admit. It’s how I came to know and love Rob. But let’s be honest. Rob has an extraordinary dick. The caliber of dick he possesses is one that belongs to 1 in a thousand guys. So good he dickmatized me with it. So, I hung on, dealing with Rob's douche tactics, and oddly enough, he has cum around. He’s almost a nice guy now. Almost. Which is good because I don’t know if I could live without his magical penis. I’m head over heels in love with his cock. I’d leave my husband for it, and my husband knows that. Lucky for him, Rob isn’t that into me, but I’m working on him. I know his weak spot. Edging. He is so into edging, and his wife refuses to do it. So that leaves me. I’m 20 years older than he is, so we will never be a thing. That’s okay. I get to go to war with his dick pretty much weekly now. He keeps winning the battles with my pussy, but the day is cumming. One day I will have him on his knees in complete surrender. I’m way off point here. I get stuck thinking about Rob’s cock and off I go. Anyway, my point is that Rob is an exception. The odds are if I were in a bar and had a choice of a super stud with a douche rocket mentality or a nice, genuine guy with a belly…I’ll be slapping that belly all night long. Dick is dick, so why drive yourself insane with a guy who nauseates you? Even if he is the stud of the year. When the sex is over…I’d rather be hanging out with someone who is enjoyable to be around. Being pretty or physically fit doesn’t make you a better fuck, and that, my friends, is a hard cold fact.
