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Funny Story Friday... Since I started this page, a week or ..
🕑 Added 2022-02-11 17:44:38 +0000 UTC Funny Story Friday... Since I started this page, a week or more ago, I've been having little moments I can only share here... So, here it goes.... I look after a little boy after school and the other day, he was there the whole day due to a snowstorm... I had a custom experience to get to and it was everything in me to wait till he left at 5... Soon as I get to my bedroom, my pants come off, getting all set up, camera in hand, legs spread, covers pulled up over my knees... I'm checking the lighting and.... I hear the door to my room, opening... "Mom, kids father is stuck in the driveway.... again... what are you doing???" Oh, sweet mercy... um... thinking quickly, "oh, I'm looking for my earing... she shrugs, I guess she bought it or really didn't want any more bs... lol I couldn't possibly tell her the truth... I rush out of bed and put my pants back on and run out the door to go help, Daniel. Poor Daniel, 2nd time that day, I had to help push it out while he drove?? Anyways, I'm larger in build than he, so it was logical. I get out there, phone in hand, trying to put it in my pocket, I realize my pants no longer have pockets...?? Wtf... oh no... my black leggings are inside out!!! Well damn, I had a laugh, and got to shoveling, my ass out for all to see... I told Daniel not to worry, we'd surely get someone to stop and help us out... Well, I'm sorry to say, wrong, no one stopped.... BuT I was also right when I said they ALL fancy something other than what I've got... so many people drove by, men from work, neighbors... I told Dan, he better switch to the shoveling cause clearly the men driving by were not drawn in by my ass bent over, in black leggings, shoveling with a little streak of excitement! I helped shovel and push his car out, I got to see a beautiful sunset and create a new memory that makes me laugh! Happy Friday ALL!! ❤😘😍🤗 I hope it's Fan-FUCKING-tastic!!!
