Apparently the answer to "How am I supposed to be a horny bi..
🕑 Added 2024-11-11 04:11:38 +0000 UTC
Apparently the answer to "How am I supposed to be a horny bitch in these conditions" was to go to the Renaissance Festival, spend both nights of the weekend in an air conditioned camper with my new crush, then get fingered and kissed and flogged and lead around the grounds on a chainmail leash so hot women could spank me at will, then be fed a homemade meal before cuddles. I'm finally back at my house and if I don't masturbate and cum in the next 20 minutes I'm going to implode. 🫠 Ohhhhhhh my gods.
