Happy Monday!!!! (there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one..
🕑 Added 2025-02-24 14:41:09 +0000 UTC
Happy Monday!!!! (there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one) Even though it's the worst day of the week, I'm putting good vibes out there for you to ensure you have the best Monday that a Monday could be. A top 1% Monday. The Monday that all other Mondays aspire to be. I've now written and said Monday too many times, and the word has started to lose any meaning it might have once had. What a flaccid word Monday is. It feels like a pickled herring coated in motor oil in my mouth. Monday. Monday. Monday. Vile. Abhorrent. Repellent. Do better, Monday.Anyway, have the best day, and say 'Monday' until it loses all meaning!! Perhaps the day itself will cease to be a meaningful concept, and we as a society will just move on 😘😘
