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🕑 Added 2022-05-06 23:29:29 +0000 UTC Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I present to you officially the most un-sexy photo in the history of OnlyFans. Y'all I want to be honest, I am STRUGGLING. I am allergic to... something, and having been to three different doctors, nobody can tell me what, but I've got massive hives all over me, so you'll forgive me for not feeling particularly sexy and up to regularly scheduled content. I itch like a MOTHERFUCKER and it just keeps getting worse, so I'm taking it easy right now. However, I **do** have some EXCEPTIONALLY cool news that I'm really excited to share: I'm writing a porno. SPECIFICALLY, the burnt out gifted and talented submissive brat with a praise kink porno the world needs. Search your soul, you knew this was inevitable. Next week I'll be starting a new weekly project (I'm thinking Tuesdays but we'll see) where I'll post some short snippets of my progress and give you the opportunity to check out an audio option as well. Once it's finished, I'll be publishing it as a real-live erotic novel, and I'll probably offer y'all some sort of OG cool kids signed copy deal or something. It's a little pie-in-thr-sky, but I think having the opportunity to share it with y'all as it changes and grows will help me stay on target for completion...hehehe. I'm sorry I don't have more content for you today but I just...wow I just truly feel awful. Im also sorry I'm behind on some of y'all's custom orders, this week has been a lot of doctors appointments and benadryl, so thank you for your patience while I figure out what the fuuuuuck is going on. If you HAVEN'T ordered a custom and you're like...hey wait you do customs, yes indeed I do! Slide on into my DMs and we can discuss getting you something special. If you'll be at GARF this weekend, I'll be there- come say hi! If not, have a wonderful, wonderful and hopefully less itchy weekend than mine! Love, Catieosaurus
