#116 - THE DARK KNIGHT "MATURBATER"
In honor of *The Batman..
🕑 Added 2022-03-03 22:22:56 +0000 UTC
#116 - THE DARK KNIGHT "MATURBATER"
In honor of *The Batman* coming out tomorrow, we thought we'd post our recent adventure with a couple toys we got for free, one of which is called "The Dark Knight." This is my first time using a toy on Damien!
This whole sex worker thing is totally new to us, and we never expected the amount of companies who would want to send us free swag. We've been ignoring their inquiries for months, but @damiensoft finally caved and accepted two toys—one for each of us—for the comedy value alone 😂
You can probably guess how my hyper-sensitive vajayjay handled the massive clit-flicker (as we now call it)... but Damien's toy was a little more fun! It's called the "Dark Knight Maturbater," and—looking back at the misspelling right on the manual's front cover—I can't believe he actually put his dick in it 😂
I hope you enjoy our little misadventure!
