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Hey you lot! So I have a funny(ish) story to share with you...
🕑 Added 2023-09-28 07:24:33 +0000 UTC Hey you lot! So I have a funny(ish) story to share with you. I'm chosing to call it funny, otherwise it might make me cry a bit. So you might know that I spent a month in Germany recently for work on my way home to Australia. While I was there I felt the desperate urge to watch the White Lotus Season 2 and could not access it on my usual paid subscription sites. So I did something naughty and downloaded the episodes.... On a usual day, I wouldn't download things. First, because I don't know how to do it properly, and secondly, because I feel it's usually just better to pay a few bucks and stream it with a clear conscious. WELL. It seems the one time I fucked around, karma came back to bite me right away! It turns out Germany is one of those countries that has ridiculously strict copyright laws and tracks down people who download content and not only serves them with both a cease and desist letter but also a nasty nasty nasty big fine. So basically, I, Eloise, am now a convicted pirate in Germany and I have a damn big fine to pay too. Before you ask, yes I've checked to see if it's fake (it's not) and there is unfortunately no way I can just disappear on this fine. And so, in the spirit of team work, I'm gonna see if you darlings would be so kind as to help me pay this sizeable fine in exchange for online sexual favours and inspiration. All tips left under this post will get content in return and I'll make it a good deal for ya too. If you fancy helping me out, I'll be eternally grateful and love you forever!!!! Either way, please join me in manifesting this money and have a giggle at the irony that the girl who doesn't know how to download things properly and never does, got caught and is not being made to pay big money by the very same studios who make giant profits and still don't pay the people who write their shows correctly. THE IRONY IS NOT LOST ON ME! And in case you were wondering. I really recommend watching the show! If you haven't watched it yet, know that your fave OF creator (me) gives it ⭐⭐⭐⭐+1/2 / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐despite the hassle watching it has caused. Ps. yes that is the amount of the fine converted into USD 👀😭 AFTER they reduced the fine from €2500 ($2,627.61 USD)
