Now that I’ve quit my job, a friend took me out for a celebr..
🕑 Added 2024-11-28 18:00:39 +0000 UTC
Now that I’ve quit my job, a friend took me out for a celebration meal at a very good restaurant. I’m wonderfully stuffed and happy. The food was delicious and no cleaning up for me other than washing away the food I accidentally spilt in my hair. No one reacted to the fact that I ordered food for four people. I just ate one of the best pizzas I’ve had in my life and enjoyed the best sweet potato fries. I also had lamb chops, pasta, cheese cake, a cheese platter. I feel like I’ve literally gone to heaven and all my sorrows have been washed away by a sea of gluttony. I may not have a real life feeder right now but I do have close friends and other cool people who spoil me on special occasions. Some might say they’re supporting me in my mission to ruin my body.. I know they all love how much I enjoy and savour food. Tomorrow is a new day and I no longer have a job at all. Turns out I don’t have to go back this year but I still get paid. I keep asking myself if I just ate myself out of my job. Food for thought. After reading this post, most of you are likely thinking, you’ve had your snack now. Better start on the main course.
