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8 weeks!!! jk jk jk can u imagine? Nahhh just 4 1/2 months ..
🕑 Added 2022-02-10 19:17:34 +0000 UTC 8 weeks!!! jk jk jk can u imagine? Nahhh just 4 1/2 months postpartum with a moment to oogle and compare. 5 days, 3 weeks and 4 1/2 months in the side by side def show the slow shift back down to “normal” or whatever that means. Strangely not a ton of change since 3 weeks pp except i lost my tan and realized i look better if i poke my ass out a bit. 💁🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ 8 weeks pregnant vs now in the other side by side. Still softer than i was then. Still got a slight kangaroo pouch. You can mostly tell based on the marks around my torso from this morning’s questionable pant decision. I can officially “button” all pre pregnancy jeans (!) but i mean button in the most physics-defying sense of the word. Even if I decide to embrace the taxed button with resulting muffin top and pop out for a nosh, halfway through dinner I’m still going down a button or two (or three). But who cares. I don’t have time to shop for new pants, I’m too busy sniffin n snugglin my cute asf lil smiley fuckin baby! N the unbuttoned jeans just remind me who I am: someone who doesn’t give a fuck about pants. When the baby goes to preschool, if i still can’t keep em buttoned, well then I’ll size up (but only after I pick up a new language and learn how to play piano etc etc) Buttoned pants are overrated is all I’m sayin. Who needs em. Hope everyone’s having a great week! ❤️
