After deciding to get into bed early tonight, I prepared mys..
🕑 Added 2021-02-19 01:47:52 +0000 UTC
After deciding to get into bed early tonight, I prepared myself by waddling quietly into the kitchen, stuffing myself with several Twinkies one after another, washing them down with a large glass of cold milk, then slipping away in the dark, leaving an empty box in my wake...
