We need to talk about the current state of our relationship...
🕑 Added 2022-09-29 03:02:25 +0000 UTC
We need to talk about the current state of our relationship. You see, I'm not very happy. When your mistress isn't happy then you have a really big problem. I was thinking of something along the lines of 50lbs (23kg or 1st) per a year. That's not to much to ask, is it? You do love your wife, don't you? After all, you wouldn't want to lose everything that you've worked so very hard for.
