Y’all are gonna hate this but my New Year's resolution is to..
🕑 Added 2022-01-02 08:44:04 +0000 UTC
Y’all are gonna hate this but my New Year's resolution is to give up masturbating except under specific circumstances, such as: 1. being with another person and doing sexy stuff, 2. being in a cabin in the woods alone, 3. putting on a show for a lover, 4. sleeping in my car in an isolated place on a road trip, or 5. in a houseboat. You get the idea.
My reasons for choosing this resolution mostly have to do with my health. My nervous system is still kind of wonky from when I had long haul covid and as a result I notice that excessive masturbation is reducing my sensitivity way faster than it did before, and it’s sometimes causing pelvic floor pain. I feel like my body needs a hard reset. I also want to see how much more I can get done if I’m not spending all my time fucking myself. I also want to work harder to actually cum during sex with other people. It’s much easier to cum by myself because I know my body’s Konami code, so sometimes I can be lazy about taking the time and energy to teach them how to do it. Sometimes an orgasm isn’t the goal of sex, which is totally fine, but I want to have less orgasm-less sex. If a sex partner feels insecure or offended because I want to use a vibrator while we get it on then I’ll just show them the door. I’m not giving myself carpal tunnel syndrome when there’s technology that does what I need done. I’m also looking forward to how much hotter actually having sex will be because I’ll have obscene amounts of sexual energy stored up from depriving myself all the time. And the last reason is that masturbating has just become less satisfying with time, because of how often I do it. I just don’t feel like using my fuck machine or fun toys— I’d rather have sex with someone I really like.
Let’s see how long I can last. Can I make it the whole year? Day #1 has been HARD. Am I Crazy? Maybe.
