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I am wiped out and maybe a wee bit injured 📦 While I was doi..
🕑 Added 2021-05-22 00:28:13 +0000 UTC I am wiped out and maybe a wee bit injured 📦 While I was doing some house packing this afternoon a very large, exceptionally heavy piece of furniture tipped over, almost crashing to the the ground! In a nano split second I literally threw my body under it, to catch it, which was extremely painful and maybe a bit stupid...because then I found myself pinned awkwardly under a couple hundred pounds and sweating profusely. “I’m not going out like this, no god, not like this it’s not my time!!” I had to do a type of Atlas-carrying-the-world balancing act with it on my shoulder and neck, while inching my feet under my body so I could brace myself to hoist it and myself back to standing. In retrospect I should have let it crash and break into pieces, because having an armoire fall on your back, hurts like a mother fucker. This move is exhausting. T-minus 9 days. Please send spa day contributions so I can treat my poor ragged body to some pampering once this is all over with 🎀
