I think what I should start doing now is chronicling every n..
🕑 Added 2022-10-01 23:25:54 +0000 UTC
I think what I should start doing now is chronicling every nutshot occurrence that happens to me. They may not be all the time 'cause rarely I do ever accidentally get hit in the nuts or on purpose, etc; but allow me to put a new entry of what happened earlier. It's tame, nothing crazy, but I have these dryer balls for the laundry and sometimes they get wattled in the pile when I take it all to my room and proceed to put everything away but I was distracted, of course lol. I eventually found one of the dryer balls and I was on my phone with my right hand (dominant hand) while simultaneously throwing the dryer ball in my left hand. Well, I guess it would make sense why I fucked up since I'm not using my right hand for that activity. Therefore, I fumbled the ball and it directly hit me in my left testicle. I honestly wasn't expecting it, I let out a "ahh". I was shocked lol, I had my mouth open. In my mind I was like "wtf?" It definitely stung at first and then led into that deeper aching pain that I wasn't enjoying but thinking back about it now is making me erect while typing this. Lol... Anyways, I hope you enjoyed that nutshot entry. I'm not saying I hope for more but how else would I write another entry?... Oh, God, just please don't make them super hard hits. I still want babies...
