GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Wanna know what I did for it?
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🕑 Added 2022-12-09 00:52:47 +0000 UTC
GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Wanna know what I did for it?
made myself a breakfast sandwich, cleaned my bathroom and kitchen, had a bath, and then a 4 hour nap. And just woke up like...40 mins ago. In other news, instead of sleeping tonight I will be anxiously staring at the street lights outside my window, mentally calculating how much time I could possibly get to sleep if I fell asleep right that second. THEN I will give up, start reading a book, watch the sunrise, and then feel guilty for sabotaging my own sleep.
Haaaappy birthdaaaay toooo meeeee
happy biiiirthdaaaay tooo meeee
*>starts sobbing<*
Ha-a-appy bi-rthda-a-ay dear Aabbeeeey
*>screams in pillow so sound comes out muffled<*
HAA-YY IRRTHDAAAY TOOOO MEEEE
Fun fact. If you actually scream "happy birthday to me" into a pillow. That is spelt how it sounds. A friend told me. My only IRL friend, in fact.
*>lights candle, hands cupcake to self, thanks self, blows it out<*
cheers to one more year
*>pets cat
