One of the adventures when you are permanently larger is goi..
🕑 Added 2022-08-01 21:32:29 +0000 UTC
One of the adventures when you are permanently larger is going to the dentist.
Went to the dentist for a cleaning today. Even in baggy cargo pants my bulge is pretty hard to hide. Sitting in a dentist chair with my legs together pushes it up even more.
I normally put a magazine or a hat in my lap while I"m lying there, to help hide it from the hygienist who is 1 foot away from it for an hour. Today, however, the hygienist specifically asked me to put my magazine and hat over on a table and I couldn't think of an excuse not to.
She didn't say anything about it and we chatted casually, but I could see my bulge looked like a small watermelon sticking up there...
Then the elderly dentist came in at the end to check my teeth and I'm sure he had to see it, but he didn't react in any obvious way.
Just an amusing part of being permanently big.
