For New Year’s Day this year I’ve spent almost the entire da..
🕑 Added 2025-01-01 22:55:07 +0000 UTC
For New Year’s Day this year I’ve spent almost the entire day dedicated to making porn!! Niche porn in fact. Possibly the best niche porn there is. Food porn. Yes today I’m making a pot of pho. And not only am i making it solo every step of the way (mainly because my wife has a cold and feels like shitty) but I’m doing my best to capture every step on video. From the moment I turned on the oven to roast the beef bones to the final touch (lime juice. See editors note.) And the first bite. If I’m lucky I can turn you on by making you horngry, and teaching you how to cook something delicious. So delicious maybe you’ll cook it for me someday. Because this food. This is what made me fall in love with my wife. And for days now I’ve really wanted to fuck her brains out. But we’ve been traveling. And the holidays. And having a house guest. We’ve just been crazy busy. And now she has a cold. So instead of fucking her brains out (which she definitely deserves. She’s actually been a bit of a brat and we definitely need some alone time together) I’m going to try and do the next best thing. Which is feed her a bowl of the very soup which made up my mind that I would ask her to marry me someday. Get well soon honey. Can’t wait to rearrange your guts doing it doggy style. Editors note: lime juice is the final touch. So if you ever go to a restaurant and order pho and they don’t serve it with fresh lime, you need to get up and walk out, because it’s not real Vietnamese food.
