As a single mom my whole life, I've put on at least 40 birth..
🕑 Added 2023-03-11 00:13:57 +0000 UTC
As a single mom my whole life, I've put on at least 40 birthday parties. When you have multiple kids, you want them to feel special and individual. So in our house they got their own birthday month. Crepe streamers till my arms want to fall off, party games, and my sherbert punch. From 70's disco fabulous to making Mine craft cows out of cheese blocks, I've done it all.
This year is the first year I'm spending my birthday alone and since I've never gotten to have a birthday party (my youngest was born on the same week and I don't steal thunder), I'm having the EXACT birthday experience I want to. Like down to the stupid hats. Which is
1. Decorations and a cake. And ice cream. A Unicorn themed. Single Bi Female and all that :) Plus, I like them.
2. Going out dancing at least once.
3 . Making out with at least once person at that dance club.
3. Paying tribute all month to some of my favorite movies and shows about sexuality. Think 9 1/2 weeks rather than 50 shades, though.
4. Buy myself a piece of sex furniture or a toy I've always wanted to try. Or the Blow Job pillow. If Sara Secret ever gets it in stock.
5. Take my dogs to the beach.
6 Fabulous Unicorn themed Mani Pedi
7 Post Pedi Toe Suck
6. Get DPed
It's a tall order but I am a determined woman with lots of time on her hands :)
