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Nature's Misfit ~ Listen, I might belong to the mystical rea..
🕑 Added 2022-07-31 09:08:36 +0000 UTC Nature's Misfit ~ Listen, I might belong to the mystical realm of illusive and magical creatures that most humans don't even realize live right under their noses! (Like seriously, every time you walk through a forest, we're there ya know..) But i'm no fairy okay! Don't tell me just because I happen to have pointy ears I must be a fairy. Round ears is a human thing, all magical creatures have pointy ears, or just weird ears. In any case never round! Most of us pointy ears aren't keen on humans though, stay far away from them. We'll not me! Magic and nature is fun and all, but I like adventure! And you humans provide me with plenty! You have so many unnecessary things, like jobs, money, microwave food, wifi, social media, rubber duckies for your baths, what's up with that? Don't get me wrong I ain't judging! Okay maybe I am judging the rubber duckies but other than that I think it's cool! It's so different from my life. I just kind of exist, walk around get shade thrown at my head by the fairies for being a troll. No not an internet troll (allthough i'm not exacly innocent on that part eighter) an actual one, ya know the creatures always depicted as, well, rough, ugly as fuck, stupid.. Yeah those.. Thanks for that by the way! Sure we are not as majestic as a fairy, and maybe we could work on our personal hygiene from time to time, but we're not stupid! Also there is a reawe get dirty, we are the caretakers of the forest. So yeah basically we clean up all your shit! We make sure the forest stays healthy, animals stay safe etc. Only we don't get paid for anything like you. I do love and care for the forest, I really do, but I also like to mingle amongst you humans and forget all that for a bit. I live for your parties! Especially the ones where everyone has sex! What do you call that again, fetish? BDSM parties right? Well those are awesome! Did you know trolls can take a lot? Since we need to clean up the forest sometimes we need quite a bit of strength.. Also need a real tough skin to not get hurt by a falling tree or whatever. So you could imagine how that is fun for me right... I love to impress you humans with how much I can take, or how dominant I can be. For once I'm in charge and I get to call other people names. Even better they love it! And don't get me started on the sex. You humans took sex to a whole new level with your toys and bdsm stuff! I might be tough but even I have trouble walking after all that.. You wondering what I like most? I guess really rough sex with lots of toys, restrainment eighter on me or my playmates. Oh and as many people as possible! Don't worry I ain't picky I just wanna have a good time like you! Whatever your kink is, I'll probably like it, I wanna try it all!
