Hey guys, I just wanted to say sorry for being MIA and give ..
🕑 Added 2021-12-30 12:39:49 +0000 UTC
Hey guys, I just wanted to say sorry for being MIA and give an update. So, with Christmas, I knew I wasn't going to be active. BUT THEN YOU WILL
NOT BELIEVE THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME!! I woke up the day after Christmas TO FUCKING WASPS INSIDE MY CONDO! YES. WASPS.
Now, I'm not someone who is scared of bugs and stuff. I mean, I grew up catching them! For years I've even wanted a snake. But wasps? FUCK THAT. I'm like.. terrified of them. Literally.
So I dress up in my battle gear. Pants shoved in my boots. Wrapped up in a robe. I PUT A FUCKING PLASTIC BUCKET OVER MY FACE FOR OPTIMAL PROTECTION. I venture out into the war zone (living room). I'm hyperventilating, broom in hand, and that fucker decides to move. Queue me running back to my room screaming.
I'm barricading the door thinking "what the fuck am I going to do?". There's only one option left. I call my parents crying. Mother dearest heads down and saves me.
All is good, right? NO. I WAKE UP TO ANOTHER WASP IN MY LIVING ROOM. At this point I'm wondering how fast I can sell this cursed condo. I haven't lived at home in years and by this point I'm fully prepared to cut my loses and become a hermit.
Well, I had to wait a few days for a guy to be able to come in and sort out the issue. Luckily everything is back to normal now and I'm finally back at my place, where my beloved laptop has been waiting for my arrival. So now, after days without access to any of my files, I'm back and ready flash my tits like old times.
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