🍆📸 ***New Dick Pic Policy:***
Tip me the *greater of*:
$1 ..
🕑 Added 2023-03-16 15:26:22 +0000 UTC
🍆📸 ***New Dick Pic Policy:***
Tip me the *greater of*:
$1 per inch of *length*; or
$1 per inch of *girth*
When in doubt, round up to the nearest $1 😉 And make sure to tell me your measurements 🥵
*Now who’s going to flood my inbox with creamy white stuff??*